Two tough questions?

Question

Question 1:


If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?



Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.



Question 2:



It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.



Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.



Candidate B –

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening



Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?



Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

ANSWERS



Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.



Candidate B is Winston Churchill.



Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.



And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Answer 1

This is quite possibly the best question i've seen. Very interesting and thought provoking. I'd like to see more like this...

Answer 2

Answer Question 1: Well, Absolutely I won't advice her anything, because Its none of my goddamn Business! I have business to look up into!

Answer Question 2: I believe its gonna be Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler knows what he wants. He already had this plans in his Creative mind, to expelled the Jews. He is a guy with a goal, though in our perception its inhumane, but in him & to his fellowmen, He satisfied their appetites. though some say, he's an anti-christ, I don't believe them, because they are just human. and human make mistakes. Franklin R. & Winston C, came from wealthy families. Franklin Roosevelt , is a politic heir, while Winston Churchill, a royalty descendant. They doesn't know what is poverty, They doesn't know, what really the people wanted. They are just puppet, using their powers to satisfy their greedy scheme. Hitler's is said to be bad, just because his doings is exposed, but what about the two? i think there is more behind that? the problem is, they done it expertly.
Hitler has more achievement than they have. I strongly belive that the thing, that made him do the ," famous HOLOCAUST", its because of his, depth NATIONALISM( though he is really an Austrian-born). he doesn't want to be a SLAVE, to a country, he served as the frontman soldier during WORLD WAR I. The Jews are wealthy during that time. You, as the 'ARYAN' people working for a Semite is the greatest INSULT. The Germans are supposed to be the steward of their country, not the other way around. They belonged to the white Race, living in their country, their ancestors live there. Semite are just Migrants!.

Answer 3

1. No she shouldn't because she will have Beethoven.


2. Most people would chose C. Too bad C is Hitler.
The "good" canidates are A. Franklin Roseavelt and B. Winston Churchill.


EDIT- I DID ALL THESE BEFORE I SEEN THE ANSWERS. I DID THIS IN COLLEGE ONCE.

Answer 4

I would not vote in that election....or I'd write in: Kinky Friedman.
No. I would not recommend the woman have an abortion. I might suggest she take care of the kiddos she has and not have anymore kids.

Answer 5

Whats to answer dude?

Answer 6

yes

Answer 7

I answered both questions right :)
very good!!!

Answer 8

That's clever....

Answer 9

wow! that was clever.