I need a good laugh...does anyone have some good jokes or pictures??

Answer 1

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/NecroessMarica/5e10.jpg

ENJOY!

Answer 2

little johnny joke

Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then said "I'll show you the difference.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." Johnny puzzled a bit however raised the question to mother. His mother looks around slyly and said "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her as well the question. His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!" Then he went back to father and said, "Dad, I think I've figured it
out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."


brain teaser for your own amusement.

how many letter f's do you see below? i know it's not a sane statement but oh well.

FLYING ON FURNITURE CAN ONLY BE POSSIBLE IF THIS ACT WAS OF A DREAM OF A FATHER.

how many f's did you see? 3? look again.














































if you got this right on your first try then you are really smart. but if you got it wrong that doesn't make you dumb. the correct answer is 6. most of our brains are not trained to see the f's in if, of, and of.

Answer 3

ELEVEN PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men
and one woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very
touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and
kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with
little in return.


As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping
their hands.......

Answer 4

Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh.

Answer 5

Q: How can you recognize a moronic pirate?

A: He wears two eye-patches.

Answer 6

God's only excuse is that he doesn't exist.

Answer 7

enjoy
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was it funnny

Answer 8

sorry i have nothing