why is it that men cannot aim when they pee and always leave toilets dirty? only men!!!?

Answer 1

Post a sign that reads: " We aim to please. You aim too please"

Answer 2

My dear, it is not so much that we cannot as it is that we do not. Yes, it's true, and I for one am sick and tired of hiding the fact, of looking sheepish and making feeble excuses. Nation wide, men and boys furtively participate, and, quite frankly, denying the truth and shrouding the motive has come to seem petty and passive aggressive. Not that it's universal, of course. There are those few ultra liberal do gooders, and some cowed and hen pecked sods, who dutifully lift the lid and carefully aim. They flush and there's little evidence they were ever even in the john. They betray the cause. And, what is that cause? It's vengence, madam, vengence, pure and simple. But, why, you may ask? Alright, I'll tell you. It began with your wanting to smoke in public, and soon to drink hard liqour, and sit with the men after supper. Then came this Anthony woman, and you agitated until you got the vote. Little by little, you began to take jobs outside the home, and the evening meal became left overs. After the second world war, it got worse. By the '60s you were burning your bras and screaming for liberation. And now, woman, and now, you've incroached on the final domane. Now, you like sports. You watch football, and baseball, and hockey. In front of our pals, you correct our statistics, and recounts of plays. I tell you, it's more than can be tolerated. All of that is why we miss the toilet. And you/re lucky that indoor plumbing came along. The first probosal was to pee in the sink.

Answer 3

Obviously you have not been in a womens bathroom in a restaurant or other public place. You know, the ones with soiled tampons and kotex laying in the toilet and dried blood on the seat.

As for not being able to aim. We are trying to hit the seat to wash off your dried goo from that pad. Trust me we hit exactly what we are aiming for.

Answer 4

Ever see a woman try to squat over a dirty toilet? Not a pretty sight afterwards lol :-)
I've trained my man at 3 am to sit down solved my problem. Have a good one

Answer 5

i agree with carl z when i was in the army i had to clean the female toilets in basic training oh my god poop on the side of stalls blood everywhere my god it looked like a slaughter house. and the women i have lived with pads everywhere clogging toilets with tampons and yes god more blood. if all you women have to deal with is a little pee pee then your lucky try being a guy a looking at that

Answer 6

Poor penmanship I guess! OK, In reality they were poorly trained and inconsiderate asses if you ask me. Some of us do respect women very much, and besides sometimes we need to sit too! There is a growing trend to install urnals in homes now, maby you should consider one if you cant get your men to respect the privy.

Answer 7

i dont know abt these men youre dealing with but i always aim and hit the mark. its quite easy you know. its just like using a hose while watering the flowers. and i mean flowers. youve got to hit the mark. otherwise these flowers will wither.

Answer 8

It drives me INSANE! Ya, ya, ya... it's hard to aim sometimes, yada, yada. SO TAKE SOME TOILETPAPER, A BLEACH WIPE, ANYTHING, AND CLEAN UP YOUR OWN PEE!

I told my husband I was going to get an inflatable ring to put in the toilet so he could aim towards it. :)

Answer 9

have you ever seen a firefighter trying to fight the hose when water is coming out of it with such high velocity? that's exactly what it's like...if you don't grab ahold right away, you just hang on for the ride and hope you hit the toilet....

Answer 10

Try to pee standing up at 3 AM, and then we'll talk.

Answer 11

If they were like me, (with 5 sisters), they didn't!!!!!

Some men are just TOO into themselves to care about others....as a man, I am sorry to say that that fact is TOO TRUE!!!