2006-07-21 02:05:52 · 17 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Great question. I love stuff like this where it takes you a moment to realize the irony of the question. I guess this does raise the question of the lifetime of what? If you believe in eternal life, would this be a guarantee forever?
2006-07-21 02:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by lmnop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a life time. Nothing is ever guarantee a life time. Maybe 5-10 years. Why would you want to guarantee a coffin? Maybe the grave sit.
2006-07-21 02:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by defleppard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, they do have warranties for a certain period of time. I'm not sure how long that it. But, not everyone is buried in the ground. There are above ground crypts where the coffin is just set inside.
2006-07-21 02:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by Biskit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure the dead won't complain & the living won't bother to check whether the coffin is rotting..
I am answering this silly questions for the 2 points. Thanks!! :P
2006-07-21 02:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by HaloVivian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly. They have deathtime guarantees.
2006-07-21 02:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by cherie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who would really be the person to enforce those standards anyway? Not enough money in the world for that job!
2006-07-21 02:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's going to check to see if the warranty's been violated?
2006-07-21 02:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but they tried to sell me a vault guaranteed for ever or they would replace it FREE !!!
2006-07-21 02:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by bkrboyz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so, but if you're into the band KISS, you can get one that you can use as a refrigerator until you die. I think that's so cool
2006-07-21 05:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! I think I will be cremated. Thank you for the laugh...ummm thats messed up.
2006-07-21 02:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by doodle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋