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Stop acting so childish. What have you done for our country?

2006-07-23 02:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what you cant criticize the president Bush. Can you criticize Saudi arabian president or whatever? How abt a few derogatory remarks abt Chinese premier? Or even a few words about a State minister in Madhya pradesh? So you are saying you can criticize president Bush openly without fear but you cant say anything abt a Minister's PA while in Madhya pradesh or Punjab???

2006-07-21 02:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by BALE PANDYAN 2 · 0 0

Reminds me of something I wrote way back before Georgie was prez, early in the debates against Al Gore.
Sounds like a good time for a rerun:

Georgie, The Incredible Human Guinea Pig
Saturday, Aug. 23, 2000--3:14 a.m.

George Bush scares me even more than his old man did. I've been around long enough to know a Ghost when I see one. Much of our generation dabbled in excessive Drug Abuse at one time or another, but most of us survived relatively intact. Georgie is not a Survivor. He is a Casualty of the Drug Generation. One look into his tiny, recessed, chimplike eyes tells me that All Is Not Well Back There. There are huge blocs of misfiring, dead, or unconnected braincellz locked into a pointless battle that will never end. An EEG-scan of Georgie's grey matter would probably look like a Pink Floyd 3-D Laser Show on pure 1965 Sugarcube. God only knows what will happen when millions of Georgie's severely traumatized braincellz all get together at the same time and place and decide to host a Woodstock. Can you say “Armageddon?”

The man is so brain-damaged that he cannot pronounce one-syllable words. He is barely capable of the simple act of walking. He doesn’t walk so much as he stumbles forward. Literally and metaphorically.

Most casualties of the Drug Era are in passive jobs where they can do little damage: Disco Deejays, used car salesmen, fast-food workers, garbagemen, the folks at the BMV, carpet salesmen, winos, phone and cable company employees, Amway salespeople, phone solicitors, TV network hacks– most dead-heads know what they are capable of and they have the decency and self-respect to stay in jobs where They Can Do Little or No Real Harm– to themselves or to society at large.

As a rule, only the most Diseased and Malignant Dope Casualties seek jobs where they can do real damage, creating worldwide chaos, wreaking havoc, perhaps even shooting off nukes as their satanic versions of lava lamps. GW fits into this category. I can only imagine his college days. It's easy for me to picture him as a totally depraved sh*t-head of the Lowest Estate: sniffing glue, shooting PCP, and showing off by eating entire sheets of experimental blotter acid. Dumbya, to me, is the kind of masochistic, self-loathing junkie that would find a rusty syringe in the gutter and use it to shoot tequila for a cheap rush.

In college, it was common for aspiring chemistry majors to dabble in Home Remedies of the mind-altering variety. This has never changed with time. Usually, these budding pharmacists will seek out human guinea pigs to try their wares on. The dumbest, most unpopular, most excessive, least successful students on campus would be lured to the potential chemist. The chemist and the burnout always manage to locate each other by telepathy. It's Darwinism in reverse. Only the most cerebrally-deficient guinea pigs will survive, those with the smallest amount of gray cells to poison.

I'm quite certain that GW was the most highly sought-after guinea pig on campus. Why would anyone want to install this smirking Baboon of Doom as our next president? Personally, I wouldn’t buy compost from this rabid rat.

One of the worst things I've ever had to go through was watching one of my closest friends die of cancer after it had been in remission for eight years, all but forgotten. It came back without warning. It was over quickly, but still far from painless. We have the same thing here, but this time it is of Epic Proportions. The Sickness has returned.

2006-07-21 02:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Skull and Bones Boys stole one brain cell which is all his murdering Nazi father passed on to him.

2006-07-21 02:09:29 · answer #4 · answered by theforce51 3 · 0 0

Laura

2006-07-21 02:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jack Daniels or Jim Beam, I think.

2006-07-21 02:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by wmp55 6 · 0 0

He burned it out with coke and alcohol years ago.

2006-07-21 02:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 0 0

Cheney removed it by liposuction?

2006-07-21 02:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by nursesr4evr 7 · 0 0

This is assuming he had one in the first place......

2006-07-21 02:06:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Money did.

2006-07-21 04:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by Brendalibertad 6 · 0 0

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