Dog food tastes just the way it smells...Delicious.
On my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car...But they missed.
Start your day the holy way with Christ Chex. You open the ceral box and a little angel flies out. "Good morning! Life is beautiful!"
In religious education class, there are some things that shouldn't be taught to a children - even if it is for the sake of the truth and piety. For example, telling children to scoot over in their chairs so their guardian angels can sit with them - because the children will think their angels are just lazy, overweight, and lack the ability to hover.
You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
I think the government should have a superabundant amount of money, because than there would be no more poor people and Jiffy Lube would really be every three thousand miles.
Whenever someone says, "Oh my God!" I turn to them and say, "You called?
2006-07-21 01:33:39 · 18 answers · asked by Dudette 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
LOL
2006-07-21 01:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by luckychina 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You may have a calling as a religious comic.
Nice crop of joke and a good sense of timing.
9.5
2006-07-21 01:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one about your birthday present & the car missing you. That's too bad.
2006-07-21 01:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by burrgump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh.lol funny
2006-07-21 01:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Pam V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really, I'm afraid they didn't even raise a smile. Sorry.
2006-07-21 01:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah-ah!
Great laughs I gave because of you!
Ten points to you, mate!
2006-07-21 01:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame. What are you, 15?
2006-07-21 01:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by The Grand Inquisitor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your parents should try agaqin with the car
2006-07-21 01:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by woot!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one is pretty good.
2006-07-21 01:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by Gipper333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is good, but other than that, nope
2006-07-21 01:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by mizz_adi-2-de 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm embarrassed for you
2006-07-21 01:39:33 · answer #11 · answered by 3eleven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋