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i typically leave their head on a pike (toothpick) as a warning to the others....

nothing says fear me like a head on a pike

2006-07-21 01:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by jasonalwaysready 4 · 0 0

Let them think you are going to release them....then stick them in a bottle with the cap on and leave in the sun until they bake to death. That should be enough torture for those annoying little things!

2006-07-21 08:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Veccster 2 · 0 0

Paint them with pink toenail polish and make them watch "Ellen" for 10 hours. Then put them on a treble hook and catch a fat bass for dinner. Although I'm not sure if bass would stoop to eating a cockroach...wait, yeah I'm sure they would.

2006-07-21 10:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by oldporkchops 1 · 0 0

Pull off a leg on each side, one from the front and one from the back, that way the next time they come into your house you can catch them easier, think about how off balance they will be!!

2006-07-21 08:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by nick m 4 · 0 0

why would you want to release them? So they too can breed? There are enough roaches out there. If your going to torture it at least kill it then throw it away.

2006-07-21 08:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by shell 2 · 0 0

that is the most stupidest question iv ever heard, as much as i hate cockroaches why would you want to torture them???

2006-07-21 08:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by AMY L 2 · 0 0

Fill a small tupperware container with alcohol. Insert roach and put on top. Shake. Release.

2006-07-21 08:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 0 0

Don't waste time and effort torturing them (we should never torture animals or people)--just kill them and have done with it.

2006-07-21 08:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by mrearly2 4 · 0 0

cut of their head and let them starve lol pull off legs, burn the bottoms of their bodies...

grasshoppers ohh lol when you find a newly emerged one take it and wrap its hind legs around a pencil and let them harden, then when they harden pull out the pencils and release him on a sidewalk, say bye bye to him because he can't hop away and ohhh here comes a bird by by enjoy your flight lol check ya later ♥

2006-07-21 08:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Hold them down and ask them many pointless questions. Hey you have one to use right above this.

2006-07-22 00:21:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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