dalawa unano galing motel.unano1 p are di ko nagalaw date ko.buti kapa narinig k sabi mo"1,2,3,uuump"unano2:gag
2006-07-21 01:11:35 · 9 answers · asked by Shalako 2 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
looks like copy paste didn't work too well.. and I didn't notice... anywas.. it's a joke as most of you have guessed... and now to select the best answer
2006-07-23 18:55:17 · update #1
Dalawang unano, nag-goodtime sa Bocaue. They are having the time of their life at Beer Gardens and Kareoke bars and they capped the fun with 'companions' for the rest of the night. Kumuha sila ng magkatabing kuwarto sa motel room.
Iyong isa disappointed dahil hindi siya 'tigasan'. Kahit anong concentrate ang gawin niya ay wala parin. Lalong lumaki ang disappointment niya dahil naririnig ang nasa kabilang kuwarto na bumibilang ....ISA .....DALAWA......TATLO......UMMPPP sa boung magdamag.
Kinabukasan, sa kanilang pag-uusap:
"Disappointed ako dahil kahit anong gawin ko hindi ako tigasan."
"Eh, di mas lalo na ako, HINDI AKO MAKASAMPA SA KAMA."
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Coming out of a motel...
One little person (PC :D) says to the other: "I'm disappointed cause I wasn't able to consummate (naks!) the deed with my partner last night. Good for you, I kept hearing you going, 'one, two, three, uuummmppp' all night!"
Reply: "I had it worse... I couldn't get on the bed" :(
2006-07-21 11:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by Promdi® 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
dalawa unano galing motel.unano1 p plows di ko nagalaw dates ko.buti kapa narinig k I knew it to me" 1,2,3,uuump" unano2:gag
It does not translate very well,,,,,,
2006-07-21 08:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Scott c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two dwarves came from a motel.
Dwarf 1: Dude, I wasn't able to touch my date! Good for you, I even heard you say "1,2,3,uuump!"
Dwarf 2: Stupid! (I suppose the next line would be...) My date just lifted me up to my seat.. (or something to that effect, right?)
Hehehe! Nice joke! ^_^
2006-07-21 10:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by Black_Rabbit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT LOOKS LIKE A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO DWARFS, ILL JUST TRY TO TRANSLATE IT BUT I WILL WRITE IT LIKE A SCRIPT. HERE GOES:
two dwarfs came from a motel
dwarf 1 - Friend, i was not able to have sex with my date, i envy you...i heard that you said "1,2,3, uump"
dwarf 2 - gag
I GUESS THE STORY IS HANGING...KINDLY ASK THE PERSON WHO SHARED THIS TO YOU TO COMPLETE THE STORY, LOLZZZZZZZZZZ
2006-07-21 10:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by sheikaella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two dwarfs came from a motel. dwarf1 dude(my friend, mate) i did not move my date. you are lucky you heard (k, not a full word) you said. (1,2,3, uuump, I don't undertand that phrase)dwarf2 gag
2006-07-21 08:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by pugimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unang-una, para dun sa nagtatanong:
di kumpleto yung kwento mo.
pangalawa, para dun sa mga nag-translate:
ang DWARF ay DWENDE. ang UNANO ay MIDGET.
2006-07-22 16:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by spongeboob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this question, if it's even a question is so retarded. i think i lost 100 IQ points just by reading it.
2006-07-21 09:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by herbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the joke at all
2006-07-22 02:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by yen12rs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ar u sure u wrote it right?
2006-07-21 09:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by JepJep92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋