When was the last time you "stuck your foot in your mouth"? Or "dug yourself a deeper hole" while defending...

Question

.... yourself?

Answer 1

My boyfriend was acting strange and being really snappy and moody with me, so I asked him:

"Why are you so moody with me, what the hell's wrong with you, I don't know why you keep having a go at me!? Have you got someone else or something?"

And he said:

"I'm going to church"

And I laughed and said:

"WTF??? You never go to church - I just want you to tell me why you're being so wierd with me! Where are you really going? I bet theres someone else."

And he said:

"It's the anniversary of my cousin's death. He died in a road accident 2 years ago. I'm going to his memorial service."

OOOPS!!

Answer 2

I'm lucky at my age to be able to reach my foot, nevermind putting it in my mouth.

And if I'm defending myself, I prefer to run rather than dig holes. Are you hoping a mugger would fall in and twist their ankle? You'd be better hitting them over the head with the shovel, it's a well defined self-defense method and works every time.

Answer 3

as people get older they do become wiser.i usually have a good defense when i am subjected to questions or comments concerning items of importance.i suppose when i was in my 20 i had to pry my 10 1/2 foot out of my mouth

Answer 4

LOL every single day. I get tongue tied when i am nervous. Like say i am around a pretty woman until i become relaxed around her it is almost a sure thing that i will say something embarrassing.

Answer 5

Almost always.