write obitury of urself. the best wins 10 points!!!?

Question

may b a funny one or ne thing......

Answer 1

Mandy
1986-2???
Today we lost a friend, a daughter, a sister, a mother and a wife. She was a lover, she loved life and everyone around her. She will be missed and remembered by many.

Answer 2

Once was I

once I dreamed to fly
like big vultures birds
up in the sky

but the wind always blew
and down I would go
long before I ever flew

but the dream still remains
deep within me still
thru all the trails and pains

I hope to dwell above
to soar up in the blue sky
to share in all that is love

but down to this earth
I'm strapped to gravity
and it is not just because of girth

to the deep blue sky
on day I must say goodbye
and thou I never left out a try

the practice I can no longer try
because the falls really hurt
and now it time to say goodbye...Scott C.

Answer 3

NDVSNE1 died this morning in a terrible computer accident. When they found him his fingers were all mangled and crippled from writing to many answers. He was a kind man that always had time for those other lonely souls that needed an answer, a quick pick me up, or just a word or two of wisdom. He will be missed by the community of Yahoo freaks. His body will be laid to rest in the archives of Yahoo, and his ashes will be sprinkled all over his favorite dog morning breakfast, his only friend!

Answer 4

Today on July 21st 2006 Tiffany Hayes passed a way she die of and massive heart a tack while driving to see her granddaddy. she drive right off the Gaston bridge. no other were injured in this accident. she was and beloved wife, mother, daugther,sister,granddaughter and friend. she lived and short but happy life at only 23 god took her from us and took her to and better place. she enjoyed the samples things in life made her the happiest. she well be remember as and kind heart given person how would give anything to see some one smile and be happy. she leave behind mother tammy stepdad welton, sister brittany, robin, katelynn courtey and bother cameron. grandma betty, great great grandma mammy. husband mike and 2 kids kadence and haliey

Answer 5

this evening Brooke, a 13 year old female died from a self-inflicted gun shot wound to the head. the single shot was fired at approximately 3:30 am this morning. she lies dead in her overly warm home, a suicide note beside her;

Im am sorry that I had to do this, but it was just too much to take. the heat in this house is inescapable! I would rather die a quick painless death by handgun than slowly melt away from dehydration and severe heatstroke. I already tried a fan uncovering my self and even shaving off all my hair like pedro on napoleon dynamite... NOTHING will cease this burning feeling of the hot weather. I am the first victim, but surely not the last! we will all suffocate from the devastating effects of global warming if something is not done soon... PLEASE, safe a life and ride your bike. I love you all dearly so please never forget me s2~Brooke



note: none of the above actually depicts things I would ever think of doing to myself. I am incredibly overheated, but would never think of killing myself over the matter... thank you for reading!

Answer 6

Hic jacet the man who so loved his own life that he stopped working and started yahoo Q&A. He spent a lot of time on it and scored many points.At long last he wanted 2 score ten and he answered this question. He b queethed all his property 2 pearl_india. May his soul rest in peace.

Answer 7

My OBUTTuary

My oBUTTuary is so rad. It was made of a piece of wood on my electric guitar.

oBUTTuary

i promise
not to
throw the
steak out of my
kitchen window
again.

Answer 8

To live with pride, to die with dignity. Rest In Peace!

Answer 9

Sorry, lifes to great to think about death, not even for ten points.

Answer 10

This is the craziness.
Aaargh man.

It's like telling us to dig our own grave.Literally.