where and when did it happen? interesting answer=10 points!!
2006-07-20 18:39:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
of course. the problem with flatulence is that when you're trying to be the most sneaky is when everyone notices!
.. so there i am in the supermarket.. i was like 15 or 16 and i really had bad gas. first, i checked a few isles to see who was where.. i found an isle that had no one in it, and i was sure no one was coming.
so i let it RIP! i stifled it a little, but it was really pungent! so i began to scurry out the isle so that no one would know who it was.
just then, out of thin air, 3 teenagers (2 guys and this girl) walk into the isle, almost as if they knew! i had farted in the middle of the isle hoping that anyone incoming would start from one end and slowly work their way back.. but they went right for it!!
immediatly they start realizing it was me and laughed about how i should go see a doctor because no healthy person should smell like that!
in retrospect, it was pretty funny!
2006-07-20 19:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think everyone has. Yes, I walked quickly away. Have you ever heard this little ditty?
10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more mely let a fart in the grocery store. Killed 80 men trying to hold their breath. She let another and killed the rest.
I only used your user name as a joke. The name is replaced with whomever you choose. I take it you are female, I don't think guys would care enough about whether they farted in public to ask this question.
2006-07-20 18:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Schona 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's happened before and usually men are the worst. But I was at a museum and I didn't want anyone to pass out from the rank odor and I couldn't get to a washroom in time so I found a corner where there was no one standing at the time to hopefully spare them. Too many beans can be dangerous!
2006-07-20 18:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. You try to make sure no one is around you and then you fart. If someone comes around the corner while you are still there then you look around like you are disgusted and say, "What was that?" and look at the person coming around the corner like maybe they did it. Or if you have your small kids with you, ask them if they puttered or had a poopy. Act like it was so cute. LOL
2006-07-20 18:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I farted in the keep as quickly as and it became right into a sort of silent ones. It smelled and that i had the toddler in the cart with me. I requested him if he had a poopy in his pants. LOL> human beings theory it became into lovable. My family participants will do it in a save and run out of that isle. Or they'd seem at somebody else and act like they did it. sure, my family participants is unusual yet i like them. Senebty
2016-10-08 03:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by matlock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is normal for anyone to squezze together there butt cheeks to hold in that fart, but there realy is no use!!!
So you turn your but away from any one, say something like how are you today and let it go!
Thats how it happens to me everytime(once every 3months to mcuh info huh u asked)! O yeah i dont always say how are you today~that would be a gimmie:)
2006-07-20 18:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha, i still laugh about this one, it wasnt me, but one of my best friends, (co-workers)....i worked in an office where we could walk around the perimeter of our building for exercise on our lunch and breaks, and there was this young cute hotshot supervisor that she always flirted with, well, we were on one of our daily walks, and poor girl, i dont know what happened, but she tore *** like noones business right next to his desk when he was seated there!!! we ran back to our cubicles and laughed so hard and i told a few other friends, our whole row was laughing so hard!!! and this sup was so pissed and had such a red face...he thought she did it on purpose just to be a jerk, but it was an accident.....hahahha!!!! kodak moment!
2006-07-20 18:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, I was in a snowboarding class, and I ripped the juiciest butt gust. Everyone laughed. The instructor wasn't sure what to do. lol
I knew this guy that thought it was fun to let 'em rip. He sh*t his pants midstream. lol
2006-07-20 18:49:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at work during a meeting it was kinda loud, i jumped up because it was unexpected, but no noticed. they were just looking at me wondering what the hell was wrong with me, my boss said, "hello the meetings not over, where are you running off to." "have a seat ill tell you when we're leaving." then my friend leaned over to me and was like,"are you okay?" "why did you jump?"
2006-07-20 18:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I pretended nothing happened.
2006-07-20 18:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋