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I just wanna see your answers, some of you all are hilarious and if u make me literaly laugh out loud at my computer i'll mark u as best answer and thats 10 free points!!!

2006-07-20 18:08:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Psychology

I'm laughing, you all are so silly and desperate for points but remember whoever gets me laughing the hardest gets the free 10 points, so far the one explaining that i quoted "say something i like" is funny that caught me off gaurd this is hilarious keep the answers comming!

2006-07-20 18:17:01 · update #1

this is so stupidly hilarious, no offense but im watching you guys make fools out of yourselves for points, in one case points, but this is hilarious and yes you can say this is a psychology experiment, watch how crazy people go when things are free! see some people say the world wouldn't be in such a state if everything were free but check this. people would go crazy if everything were free our population would dramaically decrease because so many people would die from health problems, we wouldnt advance in technology because at least% of students would choose not to go to school and within - years of a "free world" the world would literally fall to ruins. "free" can bring about the end of the world think about it. oh and u all are greedy by the way lol, just kidding keep those answers comming!

2006-07-20 18:34:23 · update #2

30 answers

You stated very clearly, "say sumthin I like" and get 10!

So ... "say sumthin I like"... there it is. 10 points please.

2006-07-20 18:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 4 0

1+1=11

2006-07-21 01:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by blade24 2 · 0 0

You know you're living in 2006 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

2006-07-21 01:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by gr8_gal_in_ok 2 · 0 0

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

A: Almost Boobs...

B: Barely there.

C: Can't Complain!

D: Dang!

DD: Double dang!

E: Enormous!

F: Fake.

G: Get a Reduction.

H: Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

2006-07-21 01:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 0 0

A man went to his doctor and he said, "Doc, I think that my wife is losing her hearing."

The doctor said, "You can do an informal hearing test. Start about 25 feet away from your wife, and say something. If she doesn't hear you, get a little closer, and talk again, and so forth. When she can hear you, you'll be able to see how far away you were, and how bad her hearing loss is."

The man went home and saw that his wife was cooking in the kitchen. He thought it was a perfect opportunity to try the doctor's plan. So he started in the doorway and said, "Honey, when will dinner be ready?"

He didn't hear a response, so he took a couple of steps closer. "Honey, when will dinner be ready?"

He didn't hear a response again, so he got closer and tried again, without hearing a response. Finally he got so close he was right behind his wife. He said, "Honey, when will dinner be ready?"

She turned around and said, "I told you three times, 6:00!"

2006-07-21 01:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by drshorty 7 · 0 0

I tried to think of something funny to make you laugh out loud at the computer but just realized it is me at the computer and I am not laughing. So, how do I make you laugh at my computer? Can't, so I quit trying to be funny. How do you make a computer laugh - :>} That's it for now. Thank you for your question anyway - was it a question?

2006-07-21 01:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by BrowBrat 4 · 0 0

I can see you

2006-07-21 01:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by cami 3 · 0 0

I am obviously not hilarious and am sure could not make you laugh but I am sure you got billions of things out there in your mind but you ca not grasp of any to ask for so it turned out for you to post this kind of asking. I will gonna say,what is your say...

2006-07-21 01:14:11 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ lani s 7 · 0 0

there was this one guy who sold drinks to hikers. he had a sign that said "Nobody beats our price". But nobody ever bought anything from him. one day he stopped a man hiking. he asked him why nobody ever bought anything from him even though his prices were low. the man told him that on the other side of the hiking trail, there was a guy called Nobody. So when the people read the sign "Nobody beats our price, they went to buy drinks from Nobody.

2006-07-21 14:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by alex 3 · 0 0

I am a celebrity in Figi for saving a baby from a large sandwich.

2006-07-21 01:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by April T 1 · 0 0

Why can't you hear bunnies making love?
They have cotton balls!

Why is invisible, and smells like worms?
Bird farts!

What did Minnie Mouse say to Mickey Mouse when she found him bed with Daisy Duck?
M.I.C.K.E.Y. - YOU'RE AN - S.O.B.!

2006-07-21 01:27:21 · answer #11 · answered by STARLITE 4 · 0 0

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