2006-07-20 17:08:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jedi Mind Trick-- You never saw me speeding...
Spill water on the seat and say you were trying to get to a bathroom
Say to the officer: "Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Dieses ist die Datenbahn ist nicht es?"
The officer asks to see your license: wrap it in a $50 before handing it over
Say: "Whatchu talkin 'bout Willis?"
2006-07-20 17:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I am a girl and I have gotten my way out of several speeding tickets. Here is what I did:
1) Cry- if it's a male officer crying will help you get out of this one. Most men cannot stand tears. Come up with a sad story make your story believable and start crying. Practice in front of the mirror or in front of other people and see if you're acting is good. If it's a female officer, forget this technique.
2) Say that you're on your period and you need to go buy tampons/maxi pads right away!
3) If you're driving with a group of people. Try this. Say that you're on your way trying to stop the bride and groom from getting married because you feel guilty with sleeping with the groom (if you're a girl), the bride is your best friend and you gotta come clean with them. The other people who are with you in the car can help defend you with this story.
4) "Hi officer. I wasn't aware I was driving that fast (or I wasn't aware that was an illegal turn). Is there anything I can say or do so I can get a warning this time?"
Good luck!
2006-07-21 00:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were speeding alot like for e.g. The Speed Limity is 90 and Your going 120. Then you can't get out of it. But if your going 35 in a 30 zone just pay the ticket and keep a goof relationship with your city's police. The last thing you want is a criminal record.
2006-07-21 00:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Hockey Players Are Damn Hott!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This can work, especially if you are a lady. Never admit that you were speeding. You have just admitted guilt, and the officer really has nowhere to go to give you some leeway. If traffic is heavy, tell the officer that you were paying attention to the traffic to avoid an accident and didn't notice if you were speeding. This really does work. Whatever the angle, the I was paying attention to "road conditions", "traffic", "flow of traffic" etc. has your best chance of getting you out of it. Remember, nothing is 100%, but I have heard and seen this work. Hope this helps.
2006-07-21 00:15:55 · answer #4 · answered by hklberry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend once tell the cop that she was having really bad stomach problems from the dinner she just had and was trying to hurry and get home before she had an accident. She was holding her stomach the whole time and he told her to slow down and be careful (she was close to home)...and next time stop at a gas station if it's that bad.
But...if you already got a speeding ticket, get one of those lawyers that promise to get you out of your traffic tickets....they almost always do and it's cheaper than paying the ticket. I've never had to do it, but a friend of mine gets them ALL the time and she always gets out of them.
2006-07-21 00:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by mitanbarr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was running late for my first day on a new job about 6 years ago (when gas prices first started going up) when I pulled over for speeding. I looked at the officer with a straight face and told him the reason that I was speeding was because my boyfriend told me that going faster would help with gas consumption. The officer looked at me and laughed and told me to slow down and have a nice day.
2006-07-21 02:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by Someonesmommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if they told you to go to court for the ticket then they might let it go if you have not had any violations. i got out of one when i had my wreck but my ticket was not just a speeding ticket. It was for driving too fast for conditions. Plus it depends on the cop that you had.
2006-07-21 00:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by Bethy pooh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've gotten out of 13 of them and have only been driving for 4 years! You just have to know how to read the policeman and work from there. Ideas:
1. cry and say you didn't realize, you were upset because you just ran over an animal.
2. stick your boobs out a bit and pout and say that you thought the sign said different.
3. tell him you just started your period and needed to find a tampon ASAP.
4. say you were on your way to the hospital to be with your friend that was about to give birth.
2006-07-21 00:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mischelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut off your hands. If you can't physically sign the ticket, it's invalid. Of course a less painful tactic might be to double over in pain and utter that you're passing a kidney stone and need to get to a bathroom rather quickly. And sick children work well for me too.
2006-07-21 00:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what state you live in different states have different laws and procedures.But if you live in NC what we do is called,improper equipment,you plea that.Your insurance won't go up and no points on your record.But you will need to come to court to pay the cost.You may want to get your atty. to help you do this.Also you can plea PJC,prayer for judgement continued.This one means you are asking the court to forgive you and that it won't happen again.They will give you this one chance,but if you get another then they will re-charge you for the one that you got onthe PJC.Hope this helps.Drive safe and slow down.
2006-07-21 00:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Admit you did wrong. Show up on the date they give you and they'll lower the ticket. Sometimes the cop wont even show up and you get off
2006-07-21 00:13:26 · answer #11 · answered by gimmieswag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋