i was just pooping and the poop was coming outa my butt it felt reaaal hard, it didnt stop it just kept going and going, it didnt snap off once it hit the toilet bottom it just lifted me up off the toilet it pushed me about 3/4 of the way up to my ceiling... what could cause this?
2006-07-20 16:37:28 · 7 answers · asked by pooponme1233 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
This is common. It's called beanstalk disorder. You ate some magic beans and a beanstalk grew out your hole (damn yahoo censors). Fe fi fo fum.
2006-07-20 17:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah isn't that nice. Congrats on the birth of your baby poop. Is it a boy or girl? Your intestines could not handle something that hard that lifts you off the toilet, not unless you lost a long dildo in there acouple of days ago or longer.
2006-07-20 16:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have swallowed a steel bar. Or producing steel, that's good you can manufacture more and be rich.
2006-07-20 17:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by marky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this happens to me all time, try metamucial it has fiber and helps to softer the poo ;-)
2006-07-20 16:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be full of ****!
2006-07-20 16:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by sleddinginthesnow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not anymore he isn't!
2006-07-20 16:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by DWAYNE D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeewwwww......disgusting..........
2006-07-20 16:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Syaz Lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋