just want a good laugh
2006-07-20 16:33:25 · 8 answers · asked by Andrew M 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
No Spikka Inglish
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.... "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!
2006-07-20 17:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by crusinthru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its not political but here it is
There was a traveler in the desert, he was driving along and stopped dead in the road. There was an indian sitting in the road
the man asked the indian, what are you doing? the indian said me tell time
the man asked well what time is it? 1:00
the guy gets back to driving . two hours down the road the man stops and asks the indian in the road, what are you doing? me tell time the indian said.
3 hours later the man sees the indian in the middle of the road naked. he is so curious he asks the indian what he is doing? the indian replied me turn back time(he was playing with his member)
2006-07-20 16:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by haley'sdaddy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush is a powerful, well-spoken and outstanding leader. Doesn't get much funnier than that!
2006-07-20 16:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not a joke but i gotta say your avatar is the creepiest i have ever seen
2006-07-20 16:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by african queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilary will be the next president !!! LOL
2006-07-20 17:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by American Superman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GEORGE W BUSH
2006-07-20 16:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by Who cares 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a dog with no legs????????????
2006-07-20 16:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by 19cm-u-know 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....There are smart liberals...
2006-07-20 16:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋