And would you have a parrot? A wooden leg?
2006-07-20 15:33:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I'd be called Captain Sarah Blackberry, Queen of the seven seas and the fashion industry. I'd keep a savvy-looking dog around and plunder the latest fashions. I'd have no parrot (it'd poop on my Chanel pirate jacket), and no wooden leg (I have great legs, who'd want to lose one of those?), but I'd keep my hair tied back in a blue-green Hermes scarf and I'd totally carry around a pistol in my Kate Spade bag.
2006-07-20 15:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Brigid the Wicked. I naturally wouldn't use my real name.
Kali the Cruel.
Deirdra the Pitiless.
Black Lily....cheesy but fun.
I like all of these. And I wouldn't have a parrot or a monkey.
It would be a ferret. Ferrets are cool and they can be trained to steal. Plus they are cuter than monkeys.
I wouldn't have a wooden leg, unless my old one was blown off or something, then I would replace it with a gun, like that one chick from Gunsmith Cats. Yeah.
2006-07-21 01:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by militantfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Captain Sea Mirage. I would have a Parrot named Poison.
No wooden leg..I'll be a Sexy Female Pirate....
2006-07-20 22:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by shinningstarofthecarribean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Done,
I would call myself a brutal criminal, who kills people because I don't want to get a job, or live within the rules of society. It's time we stopped glamorizing the kind of people we would rather not meet in a dark alley. There are pirates operating off the coast of Africa as we speak. I haven't heard anyone giving glowing accounts about how cool they looked, or how much they enjoyed having all their possessions taken from them at gunpoint, or having their loved ones kidnapped to be sold into slavery on the Arab market. Pirates suck. OK, I did like Pirates of the Carribean, but that is total fantasy.
2006-07-20 22:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by Will O' the Wisp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Juicy Julie - the terror of the 7 seas. I'd have a very foul-mouthed parrot, but no wooden leg, thank you very much!
2006-07-21 08:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by Julie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Red Dragon....lol and no I wouldnt have a parrot or a wooden leg....too cheesy. I would have a big giant dog...lol
2006-07-21 01:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMS Tyrant.Yes to having a parrot named Warts. No to having the peg leg.
2006-07-20 23:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrh! give me my eye patch
and me woolie underwear (aka long johns)
a cracker for me polly
and I'd be a pirate with a wooden leg named smith
(don't ask me the name of me other leg nor tell smith ive got his)
I shall be queen of the pirates of penzance so my name must be
Ruthless Fred.
( Fredrick left Ruth for another.= Ruth + Less +Fred)
next stop first star to the right and straight on till morning
2006-07-20 23:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by coachelarose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush.Wooden leg? Enough with Israel and 'have a parrot? Not really, then what I do withTony Blair.
2006-07-20 22:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can get randomly generated pirate names here..hehe I of course, would have a parrot but would skip the leg!
http://www.piratesatmcd.com/mcd-pirates_enus/index.html
2006-07-21 00:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by Carla S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋