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Just walk into work and say "don't worry about paying the ransom, I escaped!"

2006-07-20 15:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 5 · 2 2

women get away with this so much better than men do (SCORE!!) especially if their boss is a man. We can have all kinds of 'secret feminine issues" that totally freak a boss out. Right girls?

One of the best excuses I ever used was my dog fell into the pool and I had to take him to the vet. Which is only a partial fib, because I have taken him to the vet before, and he did fall into the pool. Just not on the same day. hahaha. I live in florida, so we take days off quite frequently to enjoy the sunshine. It's a law.

2006-07-20 22:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by castlecollector2001 2 · 0 0

i just call in sick, bad food
i usually have my boyfriend call b/c i am in the bathroom sick

i don't try to elaborate too much b/c then it'll seem like you planned it too well.

just call in sick and leave it at that, and if they ask, just tell them you didn't feel good. works every time

2006-07-20 22:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by lulucakes32 5 · 0 0

have to attend self improvement program,
going prospecting a new custommer,
got to makesure the good delivered.
surveying

2006-07-20 22:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0 0

My Mother died! Yes, aginn for the 2nd time this month!

2006-07-20 22:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My a s s hurts. Your boss won't ask questions

2006-07-20 22:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by soontobpapa 2 · 0 0

Tell them you are having 'eye' trouble.....can't see coming to work!

2006-07-20 22:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 0 0

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