My favorite is:
"Did you put those pants on with Windex? 'Cause I sure can see myself in them!"
I guess you could ask the same question of my glaring forehead, huh? ;-)
2006-07-20 15:09:01 · 21 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My next question is gonna be "Is there anyone out there who has had success with one of these lines?"
2006-07-20 15:17:02 · update #1
Anyone know the "wanna play squirrel" one? I can't post all of that one here, but man is that one funny!
2006-07-20 15:20:28 · update #2
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a...
oh! oops...sorry...lol
I don't use pick up lines,
but I do like to
catch people off guard,
especially new friends,
and I am pretty outspoken so...
occasionally I will
hand a guy a screw
and say...
Wanna screw?
This usually results in
the appropriate red faced
"uhhhhh...." response.
The two cheesiest lines
I repeatedly hear are...
"If I said you had a beautiful body
would you hold it against me?"
and variouis versions of the
"I'll make you breakfast"
One line has worked on me, one time,
and I can not say what it was here! lol
2006-07-20 20:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
God must be missing an angel, because you must have fallen from heaven. I about died laughing when the guy said this to me. But I did go out with him for a little while.
2006-07-20 16:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by sunflowerlizard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is a interactive on:
Guy : Wanna get a pizza and ****
Girl: Oh my god no
Guy: What, don't you like pizza.
Second one:
I wish I was Levi's, so i could wear your *** out.
Thats a nice shirt, It would look great on my floor.
And Don't Forget:
How do you like you eggs?
2006-07-20 15:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best pickup line?
it's not cheesy, so it's not an actual answer to your question...
"Wow! What do you say after 12 years?"
2006-07-21 04:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by sexychik1977 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world.....haha
uh...I've never heard the "wanna play squirrel" one, that makes me nervous, maybe I should change my name.......
2006-07-20 23:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by Plays With Squirrels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? Cause you have been running through my mind all night. But this is too cheesy.
2006-07-20 17:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bethy pooh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
Well i have used this in the past...
When we finish these drinks,would you like to go back to my place and get our f*ck on?..
As in being direct,i get a direct response...
2006-07-20 15:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say "excuse me", check your shirt collar or back and say"yep just what I thought, made in heaven"....or something similar to that.
2006-07-20 15:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I know you from somewhere....that's the cheeziest I ever heard....I don't get very many pick up lines....
2006-07-20 15:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes. Wanna f***?
Always a classic. :)
2006-07-20 15:13:13 · answer #10 · answered by moxiesharks03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋