2006-07-20 15:07:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i have lots of stories but too long to put in here, hows about a poem?? learn it then say it as fast as you can.
once in china there lived a great man
his name was chickachicka roo ka chan
his legs were long and his feet were small
that china man couldn't walk at all
chickachicka roo ka, cha chicka lorum
conday lorum ginny pig nap
pota gota to go, iza gazza goo zo
chickachicka chickachicka roo ka chan
that is the tale of the great china man.
better still...get your friends to try and say it after a few drinks..guaranteed laughs! HA! that's if you're of drinking age :-S
if not... then it's fun anyway!
2006-07-20 15:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but heres some news on the issues in Lebanon
Thousands of British nationals are being evacuated from Lebanon in a massive air and sea operation.
Around 1,300 British evacuees have set sail from Beirut to Cyprus aboard the Royal Navy's HMS Bulwark.
Some who have been trapped in the southern port of Tyre, which has been hit by Israeli air-strikes, are being evacuated on a UN-chartered ferry.
A further 700 people were evacuated on HMS York earlier on Thursday, the Ministry of Defence said.
HMS Illustrious as well as RAF Chinook helicopters, are also helping to take Britons to safety.
The huge commando assault ship HMS Bulwark took hundreds of British evacuees on board at the port in Beirut.
Elderly and frail people boarded the ship first and passports were checked.
2006-07-20 15:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by jessicacalvey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i am amazing but here is a little story i can tell......Well i was in atlanta Georgia and i was staying downtown. well my friend and I decided to go to hooters and get some hot wings for supper. Well we got hot wings and just finished and we where heading back to our hotel and this angry black cop walks infront of us. My friend and I were headed the same way he was and he turned down our street and when we turned the corner there was a Cop holding a Arab guy. I diddnt know what was going on but of course i was going to watch. Well the arab guy broke free and the black cop hit him in the face and then they started fighting and i was sitting back cheering the little guy on because he was tiny and was taking on two cops, doing a good job to. But it eventually ended they threw him down and cuffed him and that was that. Afterwords we went back to our hotel and laughed about it.
2006-07-20 15:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by homlessmofo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy. She was a beautiful girl who longed for a cat. One day, a handsome stranger showed up on her doorstop. She answered the door and in his hand was beautiful fluffy white kitty with a pink diamond studded collar. He asked if she lost her cat, because he found it at the end of her driveway. She lied and said, "why, yes it is my Fluffy. You are my hero." The handsome man was so taken by her beauty, he stayed with Lucy and they were married shortly thereafter and lived happily ever after.
MORAL: Lying gets you everywhere...
2006-07-20 15:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there were two fish. They swam happily in the sparkling, wet world. Everything was perfect. And then they both suddenly swam into a concrete wall. One fish looked at the other and said, "Dam."
2006-07-20 15:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh yes, I have soooo many stories to tell!! kinda stories do you want ot hear?
2006-07-20 15:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by DonnaDoop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time..yada yada yada.. and they all lived happily ever after
2006-07-20 15:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by confetticupcakes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time i go on yahoo answers to try to cure my boredness. unfortunately it failed
2006-07-20 15:12:16 · answer #8 · answered by Elle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RINGO STAR SAID TO PAUL MCARTNEY " i BET THATS THE LAST TIME YOU GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE"
SIR PAUL REPLIED " OI! HER NAMES HEATHER, DONT CALL HER THAT!"
2006-07-20 15:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by busted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time.........they had no TV so they made up happy endings.......then someone invented divorce.......The End
2006-07-20 15:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋