2006-07-20 14:47:16 · 18 answers · asked by mary 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Does she have scales & fins?
2006-07-20 14:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she really exists, I mean other people can see her, she is not a mermaid.
If she is a girlfriend only you can see, she may be a mermaid. Don't be afraid to ask her directly, if only you can see her, she is likely to worship you anyway, and nothing you say could offend her. Or, if it does, maybe you should make up a muse, they live longer out of water anyway.
2006-07-20 23:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by Meoyetille 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit her down. Look her sincerely in the eyes. Gently take her hand. And if she asks you to fertilize her eggs outside of her body, she is a mermaid.
2006-07-20 23:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy,..just go swimming in the ocean with her,....if she is a mermaid, she will just jet off somewhere and probably won't come back. Kinda sad, but if you really want to know just try it.
2006-07-20 21:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by DJgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?????
well, if you spill water on her legs and gills showed, she is probally a mermaid. If you did, and she's not just apoligize and tell her that it was a mistake.
or
Buy her a fish, and if she start talking to it in a weird way, she is pretty too a mermaid.
why did you ask anyway???????
2006-07-20 21:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by freikinder3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does she have a giant fish tail instead of legs? If so, she is probably a mermaid.
2006-07-20 21:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by monkey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour salt on her. If she start flopping like a fish, she's a mermaid
2006-07-20 21:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by sassy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just play the scales.
2006-07-20 23:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by Teacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw water on her legs aka Splash Movie
2006-07-20 21:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does she smell fishy? Get a sqirt-gun and see what happens.
2006-07-20 21:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by Speed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well going by the dutch fairy tale
1) he found her in his net while fishing
2) he has to carry her everywhere
3) she will have a thing about dirt free housing
2006-07-20 22:25:25 · answer #11 · answered by coachelarose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋