I don't believe in God any more because of a tragic motor scooter and gun accident that blew off my left foot and three fingers. I often wonder that if I saw Bozo naked would I think that chocolate milk cannot be sold in stores in a plastic container, or could it? That is a very deep and philosophical question that many great people like Coach Ditka and Jesus could not answer when they went before a grand jury for illegal dancing in Utah. Just because Van Halen does not play at your grammar school dance doesn't mean that you have missed out in life or did something wrong. You have to move past those issues and begin to address the fact that Men are from Mars and Women are from Saturn. I once fed a dead rat to a blind man in a tossed salad and he was not happy with the dressing I picked for him. Do you ever reflect on the meaning of extra large shrimp or why plumbers don't lay plumbs when bricklayers lay bricks? Dance freely and don't forget to wear sunscreen when you go to the b
2006-07-20 13:50:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
YOU ARE FREAKIN' HILARIOUS...THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH...
2006-07-20 14:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by KRIS 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
showers are a dangerous place due to the mildew factor with the water vapor and the tile texture
but the biggest risk is the slippage quotient due to the nonporous surface of the floor where if you bend over to get your lost soap you might slip and hit your head
its a dangerous maneuver but its essential that you keep yourself clean and smell free to attract mates and have good skin
Satan is dirty
Canadians are clean and shiny
look at Shania Twain she bathes in Perrier and uses hand made goats milk soap and has a jacuzzi on her jet
plus she douches with Mr.clean
and chews on parsley it kills bad breath odour bacteria
2006-07-20 21:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by cranksinatra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditka, Jesus and Van Halen.....ain't they all dead?
scary 80's flashback
2006-07-20 23:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by fuzzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ted Kennedy did you drink too much again?
2006-07-21 01:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real? How can you be in two places at once when you're nowhere at all?
2006-07-20 20:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by butch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't you be in Boston?
2006-07-21 01:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-20 21:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Vulcan 1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋