ive tried both of those, but if you really want to get someone, wait till they are drunk and then plastic wrap them to a chair or bed. then wait till they wake up, its freaking hilarious.
I called a friend once and said i was the department of social services calling to inform him that he may be at risk of having AIDS and syphillus. I told him that the girl he was seing came in and tested positive for both, and that he needed to set up an appointment to be tested. when he found out it was a joke, was even funnier.
2006-07-20 13:33:11
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answered by deathdealer 5
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It's a long one, but it's the best. My sister had a friend-Cheryl. After a while, Cheryl became very unpleasant, lying and possibly even doing drugs. End of the friendship.
Several years later, I found a box of blank invitations. I filled one out for a housewarming party from Cheryl. She was supposed to move into a new house and wanted my sister to come. Mind you, I did this and Cheryl was not moving nor had my sister talked to her in a few years.
My sister got the invitation and was reading it and got really mad because she knew they weren't friends anymore and that all Cheryl wanted was a present. I had put this fake address on it and when my sister looked up the address it was a $600K house. They were about 21 or 22 at the time, so she knew that she couldn't afford it.
My sister called her up and told her that she knew that she was probably selling drugs to pay for the house and that she couldn't believe that she would have even invited her to the housewarming.
The poor girl was so scared and started crying and said she wasn't moving and that she didn't know anything about a housewarming party.
I didn't tell my sister I did this for about 5 years later.
2006-07-20 20:35:14
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answered by pamela_d_99 5
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Here's something good. Maybe not the greatest, but cheap, effective and total drives your "mark" insane. Go to a taco joint (I use Taco Bell) and get a bean burrito. Open it up, load it with sauce and then place it bean side down right on their car windshield. Rub it around a bit to spread the joy. The key to this is to do it a few times in a row. If you have a few extra coins, spend the dough and get the burrito with all of the other sh*t on it. Provides even more fun for your "friend." Perferably better in the summer so the mess stays all gooey.
There's nothing better than watching some as*hole dressed in his Sunday best clean all that sh*t off his window. Totally worth the cost of admission.
2006-07-20 20:41:45
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answered by phucksock 2
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I told everybody about you not having bothered to pick even one best answer from any of your questions-you have a minus best answer rate and haven't even read the 'guidelines' properly or you'd know we can all look and see what a selfish fool you are being on this site-you've never even clicked on an avatar -what a laugh man !!!! your Q/A page is the best joke here and you can't erase a thing-I think you should read the guidelines,don't you.ktfx
2006-07-20 20:37:36
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answered by Tommy D. 5
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It was April Fools Day.
Several days before, I had been reading Nick Magazine and found a great prank. It was a fake computer game pictures you could put inside a CD case. I decided to put that in a CD case and tell my parents I won it at school. Sure enough they believed me. I started to laugh and they began to wonder what was so funny. I told them and they got a kick out of it too. (Sure its not the coolest thing in the world, but I'm not much of a prankster.
2006-07-20 20:33:40
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answered by ♥MsCullen♥ 4
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I haven't done any of these but I have seen them done to other people.
They took a black permit marker and painted their finger nails and wrote victum on his head,
jack up the vechile just high enough to put concret blocks under neith where they can't see them and when they get in the vechile and try to go some where, only the tires will spin but they want go any where
They tied their shoe lasses together
They moved their vechile from one parking space to another in the wal - mart parking lot
2006-07-20 20:40:51
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answered by jojo1967 3
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LOL nothing that extreme thank God, but my poor sister was my victim a couple of time. I took a medium sized black plastic spider and put it in the bottom of her coffee mug, so when she got enough of the coffee drunk, she saw it. Unfortunately, she also saw me and the mug almost flew! Another time, as a Hallowe'en joke, I placed a multitude of these plastic spiders in her bed under her covers. When she threw back the blankets, the screams woke everyone up!
2006-07-20 20:33:19
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answered by shire_maid 6
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Wow. You call those pranks?! The first one is illegal because you administered a narcotic substance to someone who was unwilling/unaware. That can be comparable to people who slip date-rape drugs into drinks.
The second one... same thing. Illegal. You vandalised someone's property by stabbing a hole in their tire.
Well, you know what they say, it's only illegal if you're caught.
You really ought to rethink your definition of prank.
The best prank I ever played on anyone involved lots of shaving cream and a feather.
No one got hurt. :D
2006-07-20 20:32:43
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answered by Fennylaise 3
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I used to work with a real jerk. We worked at a newspaper and in the warehouse they had these huge rolls of plastic wrap. We took the plastic wrap and wrapped his S-10 truck. It took him an hour to cut all the plastic wrap away so he could go home.
2006-07-20 20:33:16
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answered by GAgirl 4
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We used to have an 'initiation' at my work. Someone would get in a big empty box. The other person would push the cart that the box was on. We would then tell the 'new' person the items in the box needed to be counted. The person in the box would jump out and scare the 'new' person.
2006-07-20 20:32:14
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answered by ladysodivine 6
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One Halloween one of my roommates and I got home from a party earlier than my other 2 roommates did and we decided, "LETS SCARE 'EM!" We through the cushions off the sofa, tipped chairs over, took the phone off the hook and we just made a big mess, we wanted it to look like some one broke into our apartment, and it DID! My roommate and I hid in the balcony closet and watched as my roommates came up stairs. Their reactions were priceless. It was one of those, "You had to be there," moments. It was GREAT!
2006-07-20 20:36:30
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answered by buttercup83 3
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