Be creative people....make it funny..you will end up loving this question.....*I ask the fun ones* *wink*
2006-07-20 13:19:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Hey Kiss..I am a Writer....don't slag me. YOU are the one with......
2006-07-20 13:39:21 · update #1
My Barbie: Your fake Malibu tan & bleached blonde hair don't fool me. I know you were made in Thailand, and you've probably never even stepped one foot in Southern California, you impostor!
Your Barbie: Well, that's nothing! You're all plastic & you've got fake boobs!
My Barbie: Oh yeah? Hmmph, everybody knows that you never "get any" *wink wink* from your boyfriend Ken cuz he lacks the goods to get the job done!
Your Barbie: Now you're getting personal! (huffs & puffs & gets in her pink plastic convertible & drives off)
2006-07-20 13:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in God any more because of a tragic motor scooter and gun accident that blew off my left foot and three fingers. I often wonder that if I saw Bozo naked would I think that chocolate milk cannot be sold in stores in a plastic container, or could it? That is a very deep and philosophical question that many great people like Coach Ditka and Jesus could not answer when they went before a grand jury for illegal dancing in Utah. Just because Van Halen does not play at your grammar school dance doesn't mean that you have missed out in life or did something wrong. You have to move past those issues and begin to address the fact that Men are from Mars and Women are from Saturn. I once fed a dead rat to a blind man in a tossed salad and he was not happy with the dressing I picked for him. Do you ever reflect on the meaning of extra large shrimp or why plumbers don't lay plumbs when bricklayers lay bricks? Dance freely and don't forget to wear sunscreen when you go to the bowling alley. The government and aliens want you to stop smoking and you are just falling into their plan and trap. Think about all the people in the phone book that cannot play the piano or shoot a cross bow. Why is that? I cannot explain this to anyone unless they open their mind to free thoughts and the acceptance that dogs can teach humans to create a clean burning combustible engine to put in our automobiles. I do generally wear only women's orange panties when I cut the lawn in the morning. I think that is the best answer that I can provide with this limited amount of time and research.
2006-07-20 20:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Barbie and Ken went down town,
Barbie bought an evening gown,
Midge bought a pair of shoes...
Ken just wanted to read the news.
And this is what it said....
Barbie is a horrendous sl*t,
she was caught in the mall with a mut.
Midge pulled out Barbies hair,
the Mut just stood with a blank stare.
Ken couldn't believe what he read,
Meanwhile Barbie went home to bed.
Midge left with the Mut
Now the news says she's the sl*t.
2006-07-20 20:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because my Barbie said she wanted to go out with your Barbie on Saturday, and said to meet her under the bed, but really that was just a trick to get your Barbie out of the way so that my Barbie could put the moves on Ken. This their conversation:
"Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you!"
"Can you blame me, though? I mean, wouldn't you do the same thing?"
".........yeah."
Then they would hug and be best friends again and keep doing the same thing over and OVER and OVER again.
2006-07-20 20:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by plasmasphinx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my barbie: i'm dating john tucker.
ur barbie: No way! he's MINE
my barbie: I made out with him lastnight at a restaurant and he said i was the sexiest girl ever.
ur barbie: No, he said that to ME
(catfight. ruins dresses. burn malibu houses. rip clothes off of each other, and scratches off painted underwear.)
barbie 1: john
barbie 2: tucker
barbie 3: must
barbie 4: die
2006-07-20 20:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by Iamsocool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Total catfight chaos. My drunken, bare-chested barbie and your drunken, bare-chested barbie would be fighting over mardi-gras beads. It would be fantastic, with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and GI Joe looking on, exchanging bets. Of course, Ken would be leering at GI Joe, and Skipper would be flirting with the Six Million Dollar Man, who would be putty in her hands.
2006-07-20 20:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Anonymous 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(female dog)...I saw you last night with my man. You know Ken is my sugga daddy. Sure, he aint got a real package but the boy still knows how to work it. You lay off him before I go and pop that head right off your neck. Now, step away from my pink Corvette before I have to get all "malibu" on your (donkey).
2006-07-20 20:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my barbie would want to slap ur barbie for asking asinine questions on yahoo answers. (just playin dont get mad :)
2006-07-20 20:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Gothic Barbie doll would be angry at your Barbie doll for committing GTA infront of my Malibu mansion. "I'm Barbie! I am also P-I-S-S-E-D!"
2006-07-20 20:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by minerva779 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They would not shout at each other they would shout at you for being sooooooo sad to think of that question. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!11
2006-07-21 05:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by specialfizz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋