when I was 15 I worked in a drive through restaraunt. one day I had particularly hoffifying gas, so every time I had to fart, I went to the drive thrpugh window, farted, and opened the little window.
2006-07-20 13:12:02 · 4 answers · asked by Cherry Red 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've got a great one - the fart that turned my office into chaos! I was sharing a very small room with four other consultants and one day when I had the room to myself, I let a deadly one loose. Complete WMD. Moments later, my colleague came in the room and immediately said, "what's that horrible smell." I don't know why, but I blurted out, "I have no idea! I was just wondering that myself!" I suggested it might be someone's trash, so we tore apart everyone's trashcan and decided it might something behind the file cabinet, so I helped her move it. The woman who used to work in that space by herself, got insulted because she overheard me saying how much her office stunk, and wanted to have me fired. I totally swallowed my pride and wrote this totally condescending apology to her in order to keep my job. But after all that, I never once admitted to any of my colleagues that I was the origin of the stink.
2006-07-20 13:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Gretch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One gal I work with recently had her birthday, and came into the room and said in a loud voice, "70 and holding" referring to her age, and then let three farts rip!!! I cracked up and told her "you're not holding very well!!!" ha ha ha
2006-07-20 20:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by ds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cough and fart at the same time so people wont notice.
2006-07-20 20:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by lolz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i work in a county building and myself and 2 other coworkers were working through lunch (again!). a social worker was walking by and said excuse me and THEN ripped it!!
2006-07-20 20:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by lysia_marie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋