2006-07-20 12:22:58 · 7 answers · asked by prettyP 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Play on you tube or yahoo music
2006-07-20 12:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok read this
MORON
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner!
How did the moron try to kill a bird?
He threw it off a mountain cliff !
(hahaha)
Ways To Annoy People
Name your dog "Dog."
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
FUNNY DIALOGUES
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.
Mother: Mrs. Jokes next door has a new baby.
Daughter: What will she do with her old one?
Camp Counselor: How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
Camper: I bent down to smell a brose.
Camp Counselor: There isn't a B in rose.
Camper: There was in this one!
Polly: Why are you eating nickels?
Molly: Because the teacher wants to see some change in me
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Ben: Did you hear about the new dance called the elevator?
Mike: I sure didn't! What's it like?
Ben: It has no steps!
Teacher: Charles, please use "discount" in a sentence.
Charles: Yes, ma'am. "Does discount as a sentence?"
Teacher: Duff, please use the word "window" in a sentence.
Duff: Yes, sir, here goes: "I entered a contest but didn't window."
Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand?
Joel: My left hand.
Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil
Teacher: Say, you can't sleep in my class.
Student: I could if you didn't talk so loud.
HOW CHILDREN DRIVE THEIR TEACHERS CRAZY !
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Student: The brain is a wonder full thing
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil :Mice
TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil : Twins !
TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
teacher:Why does history keep repeating itself?
student:Because we weren't listening the first time!
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
2006-07-20 12:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by KryssyBeyondBeauty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read a good book, or find a way to turn your time into money. Assemble CD case's at home or something.
2006-07-20 12:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by the_J_man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to help you, but how ?
2006-07-20 12:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make your own day.
2006-07-20 12:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by dreamerr* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your life must be pretty pathetic!
2006-07-20 12:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
masturbate
2006-07-20 12:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by 19cm-u-know 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋