If the above statement were true, what would you ask for or expect, if anything?
2006-07-20 11:40:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
Where were you, half the planet has been out looking. If you were my son I'd whoop your ***. By the way, did you heal up from the last whoopin ?
You gotta stay outta trouble or somebody is going to kill you. And don't worry about spreading the truth this time, nobody wants to hear it.
Just take a bath, shave, shut up and get on the bus. We ain't goiing out looking for you no more !
2006-07-20 12:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two things
follow the trolley out of the land of Make Believe into Mister Rogers Neighborhood. The front doors heads to reality.
Second, find your birth certificate, the only reference is to Bozo, not Jesus.
2006-07-20 18:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop telling folks all this nonsense about you being the son of God! Sheesh! You get people all excited and they do all sorts of crazy stuff...
2006-07-20 18:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you and Jorge were supposed to do my lawn over the weekend, but your mowers broke down. Have you gotten them fixed, yet?
2006-07-20 19:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by Bluebirds i 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn my bottle of water into a bottle of wine, I could use a drink....too bad that never happened :( It's a bummer
2006-07-20 18:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Carolina Kitten 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt I'd believe someone if they claimed to be Jesus. After all he could be the anti-Christ!!!
2006-07-20 18:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by surani_ud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing. I would offer the poor man a nice cup of tea, though as he might be very tired.
2006-07-20 18:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your Jesus what am I thinking because God knows the hearts of man.
2006-07-20 18:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by illprayforyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, um yeah...sorry to bother you, but i was expecting you back on monday to finish the hedges and it's now thursday...... i don't mean to be pushy but if you could finish that up for me that would be great.
2006-07-20 18:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jason H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop the Insanity!!!!
2006-07-20 23:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋