2006-07-20 11:25:05 · 36 answers · asked by miss crazeee 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
i laughed when i saw a man fall of his ladder for an advert for compensation, i laughed my *** off!!!!!! i love it when ppl hurt themselves ha ha
2006-07-20 22:52:45 · update #1
Today as every other day, I get a chuckle out of driving by my old house. My ex-wife got it in the divorce and her new wothless, alcoholic husband has let all of the yard work and landscaping go to hell.
Twice a day I get to see her rotund, corpulent butt trying desperately to keep the the place from becoming a hovel!
Cracks me up!
2006-07-20 11:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was reported on today's national news that one electric blanket was sold by an electrical store along with record sales of fans this week during the UK heatwave! It was either Comet or Dixons. What on earth would someone want with one of those now? Maybe they thought it would be on discount ?
It was probably to replace the one the snake ate (as mentioned above by Jenny G) come to think of it ! The two news items were not on at the same time and not even sure if both in the same country !
2006-07-20 11:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by MindyMoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke about why is it good to marry a lawyer, I suddenly realised why Tony married Cherie, DON'T for Gods sake anyone send the punchline it's very rude
2006-07-20 21:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by ralark2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter (6) in the bath, asking me to sit on the loo and dictating to me a review on bath salts that she had in the bath!! I had to write it down. "This small blue object makes you think of the swimming pool. It has a touch of champagne just waiting to be found. It turns grey skies to blue and the rest of the day will be happy since this bath salt has touched you". Man, it just cracked me up!! Where does it come from!! Bless!
2006-07-20 11:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing a snake eat an electric blanket on the news.
2006-07-20 11:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by Tortured Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone who answered a question about Bush being educated, stating that he must be smart, after all, he has got two pieces of paper on his wall saying he is.
2006-07-20 11:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by Darqblade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E bay Male maniquin
2006-07-20 16:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by lardar5z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was at work - it was a stressful day. In between all the "crap" I got on here -- that usually makes me laugh.
2006-07-20 11:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching the 11 month old I take care of eat yougurt by himself! hysterical!!
2006-07-20 11:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by MC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a commercial for "Friends": Ross says "we don't have to get a divorce, we can just get an annulment" then Joey says "Whoa. Ross, I don't think that surgery is the answer"
2006-07-20 11:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by lemonlimeemt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋