If Barney The Purple Dinosaur was knocking on your door?
2006-07-20 11:19:05 · 14 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd open the door...get on the floor...
WAIT! Isn't that a song?
Open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur!
2006-07-21 04:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really? Seriously? I'm dizzy with gleeful anticipation! I'd handcuff that stupid lizard and have a neighbourhood Barny-burning bonfire. We would stack up lots of wet wood (burns slower, death more agonizing) and toast marshmallows while Barney screamed and begged for mercy. We would all dance in a circle, holding hands, around the fire and sing the Sesame Street theme song. Afterwords, I would display his charred corpse on a cement slab and invite every parent who's ever been frustrated by his retarded voice and room-temperature IQ to defecate, copiously, on the corpse. I would videotape the entire party and Fedex it to Sheryl Leach, the twisted skank who conjured Barney up (while she was sruck in a horrendous traffic jam).
2006-07-20 11:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him inside, excuse myself a moment (so I could go grab my camera)... and then sneak up and pull the head of his costume off to see who was REALLY under there sticking repetitious songs into little kids brains everyday!!!!
Then publicize the photos and make LOTS of money!!!
; )
2006-07-21 07:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by boxergirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to go next door
2006-07-20 11:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to close the door.
2006-07-20 14:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide the kids and start loading the shotgun.
2006-07-20 11:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by DR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run screaming, I can't stand that big purple weeny!
2006-07-20 11:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by Tortured Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slam the door close
2006-07-20 11:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by AZT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit doing acid
2006-07-20 11:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by c g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll not open the door...i'll be too scared...u'll never know who will be inside!
2006-07-20 11:23:18 · answer #10 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋