2006-07-20 11:18:13 · 38 answers · asked by Midnight Dynamo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
tell him "i can hear the bus talk"
2006-07-20 11:22:12 · answer #1 · answered by Kreep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What's wrong with Kit, is it in for it's M.O.T?". Is what I'd say first, then I'd say "Don't you think Arriva have got even worse recently, the 219 and 229 to Huddersfield are supposed to come every ten minutes but I often have to wait more than half an hour. How long did you wait? I pay £63 a month for my Metro card and they can't even turn up on time, or even at all! Have you noticed that even First Buses are better, and that's saying something, isn't it David? David? My God, David, what's happened? Is there a doctor on this bus??! I think David Hasselhoff's had a stroke!!! David, wake up! Stay with me, big guy, stay with me....". Something like that is what I'd say.
2006-07-20 11:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Oh wow, are you David Hasselhoff? Because you know you look a hell of a lot like him. Oh my God, I can't believe I'm actually sitting next to David Hasselhoff waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! - hey guys!! Look, it's David Hasselhoff!!!! Hey everyone look who I'm sitting next to! It's only David bloody Hasselhoff! Yes! Oh David, my whole life I knew this moment would come...' Or words to that effect.
Oh, ok. Nothing, unless he was sitting on my coat or something. I'd be too busy talking to my 2 yr old daughter to notice anyway. In fact, as most who sit next to me on buses end up talking to her as well, I think if there was any conversation it'd be between the two of them.
PS. He doesn't really do it for me anyway...hey, I could tell him that! He'd like that.
2006-07-20 11:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by dorothy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Michael
2006-07-28 03:31:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, are you David Hasselhoff? Whatcha doin' slummin' it?
2006-07-27 04:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by geegee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing... don't use buses... now if he sat in my car passenger seat, that's another story...
What? You think I'd tell you? Dream on!
Pull the blind down on your way out, there's a good un;-)
2006-07-20 11:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I,d say why are you wearing a big white raincoat on a lovely sunny day like this?
2006-07-28 06:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep off the booze by all accounts your well into it ,and dont try getting on planes in that state they wont accept you ,so the media said, but you did david didn't you, it all depends who you are i suppose
2006-07-28 09:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey what the 4k are you doing on this school bus?
2006-07-20 11:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id pretend to be avid merrions loopy half brother.
just start stalking him and generally wind the geezer up until he hit me.
that would be pretty cool.
2006-07-26 02:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by squalalala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say anything, why should I, unless he did something to annoy me.
Would you randomly say something to some stranger who sits down?
2006-07-20 11:21:00 · answer #11 · answered by Alistair B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋