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shoes and cook me some home fries to go with the pizza I'm going to order. Do you do something different when your spouse goes out for the evening?

2006-07-20 11:04:51 · 11 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

Yes sunny, my opinion stands. Now I read that you are interested in women and you think my morals are flawed? Wow is right.

2006-07-20 11:18:07 · update #1

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Great answer!! Now if more guys would just call and order pizza when their lady isn't home, instead of a temporary replacement more women would be happy. : P lol You're a great husband with a good sense of humor. You get an A+ Thanks for the smile

2006-07-20 18:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by nativeamericantay 3 · 2 2

As long as your gettin out the oil, you should really consider chicken wings, they go better with pizza!

2006-07-21 11:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Katz 6 · 0 0

light a candle too-wax works better for delivery person.
carefull what touches the oil, but i think your small knockwurst will be fine. Nothing like a deep fried weenie

2006-07-21 11:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do that but then I go to the bathroom, get hot and wet, touching myself while I take a hot bath.

2006-07-20 18:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by fasb123r 4 · 0 0

i think u are going crazy home fries with pizza

2006-07-20 18:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by shell4678 3 · 0 0

I do that all the time as I dont have a spouse! Bet you're jealous!

2006-07-20 18:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Rhapsody 4 · 0 0

Lol you are too much. Enjoy the pizza hehehehehe.

2006-07-20 18:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hey you sausage fingers if you are talking about calling another women just put yourself in your wifes place would you like it if she was doing the calling to someone else ,,,,,,,,,,,she might be you never know.watch out fingers it might bite you in the butt.

2006-07-20 18:30:35 · answer #8 · answered by Tina H 2 · 0 0

I though you said an hour ago that your hardware was broken.

2006-07-20 18:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0 0

i like to let my fingers do the walking.... if ya know what i mean... ;)
but i don't get close to the hot oil... it scares me.

2006-07-20 18:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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