I said: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you!"
2006-07-20 11:02:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
funniest and most original gets 10 points!
2006-07-20 11:13:38 · update #1
get someone from homedepot
you can't do it they can help.
2006-07-20 14:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Blame others. Hey, it's the American way! Heaven forbid that anyone should've to take personal responsibility for their choices, life, and own ignorance in this country. Here's some suggestions to use in the Blame Game: Parents (ole' favorite), physical/mental health, the boss, skin color, dog (sorry fido), president, lawyers, restaurants (McD's coffee is hot folks and Big Macs are fattening!), Twinkies(they are no excuse for murder). Get the picture, need I say more?
2006-07-20 19:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by AILENE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so far your answer was the best/funniest or of course you could change that to any other death defying stunt....
trainsurfing isnt for you... etc
2006-07-21 02:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by charger69golf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have another round at the bar..
2006-07-20 18:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by ~MRS. PILKINGTON~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...quit. No use being a damn fool about it...
Don't even think about going for second...
Blame it on defective genetic material...
Change your name to Bush and run for President...
2006-07-20 18:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab a bottle of tequila and some salt
2006-07-20 18:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by hoophunny51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for your money back.
Or: try a bigger ax.
Or: take off your mother's shoes
2006-07-20 18:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by annar12002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- learn to accept mediocrity
2006-07-20 18:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by buzzfeedbrenny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change the rules!
then refine "Success"..
2006-07-20 21:10:24 · answer #9 · answered by jackelynemartinez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . . find out who's ahead of you and kick their @$$ to the back of the line!
2006-07-20 18:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshyne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
screw the world go smoke some weed.... just kidding don't do that
2006-07-20 18:56:36 · answer #11 · answered by doll face 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋