Tell me about your most embarrassing moment of flatulence.
2006-07-20 10:23:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
well it wasnt embarrassing cuz it was just me and a bunch of guys
but it was during a basketball game and only the people on the court heard me
the players started laughing so i got the ball and tried to shoot but i couldnt and we were all crackin up on the floor
and nobody else could figure out what was wrong
2006-07-20 10:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by rumilb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this question!! I am lmao...!
Once at school, about a gajillion years ago, I was running to my next class, and you know those machine gun farts?
And it makes you laugh so more come out, and your friends aren't there to laugh with you, only people who don't know you that well and don't want to now, so everyone is totally disgusted?
I mean, no, I have never flatulated in public.
2006-07-20 10:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by catarina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady I know is a real estate agent. She told me how she was showing a home to a man. He looked all through the downstairs of the house then wanted to see the upstairs. Well the lady has a little problem.... everytime she climbs stairs her gas automatically comes out with each step she goes up. The man being the gentleman that he was insisted that she go first up the stairs. She said no go right on ahead. But he just wouldnt go first and she had no other choice but to go ahead of him.... TOOTING all the way up each step of the way with the perspective buyer! lol
2006-07-20 10:48:57 · answer #3 · answered by Sad Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once i farted while I was yelling at someone. I was trying to be serious and hold in my gas at the same time. The gas won.
Least embarrasing: I make it a point to fart in the country music isle at the cd stores. I don't mind the music, but it gives me gas.
2006-07-20 10:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working out of the gym. Nice little hardbody was on machine next to me. I was getting to the end of my set so was pushing harder and a small but audile 5 second'r snuck out.
2006-07-20 10:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes... I once farted during during the judging of a burping contest at college on nickle beer night. Oddly enough, no one noticed....
2006-07-20 10:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In class around a group of friends. I had to sneeze then out came gas with it LOL
2006-07-20 10:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny you ask this question I asked my chiro yestersay if anyone ever farted during an adjustment. depends if you consider sex a serious occasion no details.
2006-07-20 10:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea on graduation day on stage
2006-07-20 10:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO yes but they never notice that it was me lol
2006-07-20 10:26:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋