what would you say? Imagine Paris is on a talk show or radio show and you could say to her whatever you wanted. What would you say? Would you call her names? Give her advice? Ask her a question? Compliment her?
I would ask her why she hits other people's cars and then just drives away. Does she think the law doesn't apply to her?
OK, your turn....
2006-07-20 09:32:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
This is how our conversation would go
ME: "Hi Paris, here's a tissue for your nose!"
PARIS: "Why do I need a tissue?"
BAM, I PUNCH HER IN THE FACE
ME: "Thats Why!!"
2006-07-20 09:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by J-Far 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
I will do a little play about Paris and I
Chrissy: So Paris Ho I mean Hilton how does it feel 2 work with Nichole Richie?
Paris: Well like oh my God like she is like so totally annoying! And I am like so totally-
Chrissy: Oh no she is going to say it!
Paris: I am so HOT!!!
Chrissy: *jumps on table* Thats it!! U Know what paris u r NOT!
Paris:Like I know u didn't just say that girlfriend
*crowd gasps*
Chrissy: Yeah I said it I don't know who paid u 2 say that or worse wear those skanky shoes.
*crowd laughs*
And don't get me started with that nose job! It looks like Tom cruise bumped into a brick wall. I don't know if I want to shot it or tear it and give it to Nickie! U r the nastiest skank alive! burn in hell *punches Paris* how do u like that for a nose job *****!
*crowd cheers*- Chrissy Chrissy!
Paris:Oh No!*runs off stage*
Chrissy: We will be back after these important messages!
But first next time on the Celeb show, Chrissy shows Ashlee Skanson who really has all the L.O.V.E.
2006-07-20 10:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF is ur problem Paris. Just because ur name is Paris doesnt mean ur worth the price of Paris. You should stop ur sl*t act and ur "O Im Paris, nothin applies to me, I make the rules. All I got to do is flash these panties or this pu**y and Im in there. Then later I'll take this innocent man and give him some of my bony butt." Please this stuff sickens me and many others and if u didnt act so gross u'd b one of those stars we say, "Hey there goin somewhere for sure." You flashing ur stuff to everyone makes u a disgrace. Do u think that u doin nasty stuff is the only way u can get attention? If you think that the only way to get attention is by being gross then u aint no real star? Try doin nothin nasty for a whole year and see where it gets u. I bet everyone once had respect for u, but i guess that was ur baby days, toddler years, and right b4 u lost respect for yourself.
2006-07-20 10:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by Tasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why on earth would I want to say anything at all to Paris Hilton?
2006-07-20 09:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by anniewalker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is what I say ,Do you really think that being with these famous people are going to still be your friends when you are no longer in the spotlight and not nearley lovely as you once did and you are old .That is what I asked her
2006-07-20 11:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by jsl79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer imagine Paris Hilton will learn some thing from being in detention center. I do imagine, in spite of the indisputable fact that, that the individuals of yankee are learning about "celeb Justice". in spite of occurred to "liberty and justice for all" and "all adult males are created equivalent" even as the punishment is in protecting with how "wealthy and favourite" someone occurs to be. i imagine it truly is extreme time that our justice equipment is reviewed appropriate to "particular therapy" that celebrities receive.
2016-12-02 00:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by rudnick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say " how can you justify calling yourself a celebrity? You haven't done anything creative or entertaining except have sex." Despite having so much money I think she really is ugly ( ok, so she is skinny - that is not only beauty requirement) and she just LOOKS stupid......I do wish I had her money, though.
2006-07-20 09:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by jachooz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that if your being dumb 4 just money THATS DUMB ITSELF cuz people get paid for being smart too and if it is an act then drop it and when did you start singing OKAY I GET IT, YOU JUST WANT MORE MONEY... well guess what keep on dreaming no one loves your music!!!
2006-07-20 09:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maaaan, I'll tell her she's a stuck up skinny bitchh, while I take a shitt on her humongous shoes, then I'll pee on whatever expensive asss namebrand dress she got on
2006-07-20 09:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by maneone22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask her why she acts like such a tramp and if she realizes that the American public looks on her with scorn.
Then I would define the words "tramp" and "scorn" for her since I doubt she knows what they mean.
2006-07-20 09:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the hor of Babylon and you're giving this country a bad name.
2006-07-20 09:40:27 · answer #11 · answered by Karen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋