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GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-20 09:25:02 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

try to beat old dude!!!!!

2006-07-20 09:28:37 · update #1

29 answers

My Gorrila escaped from the garage and i cant fly because my lighter is almost empty!

2006-07-20 09:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Honey 3 · 1 0

old dude--took it from the beatles--it is from the song--i am a walrus--so he didn't come up with it--unless he is paul mcartney--(and john is gone)

so his is not random--it is a copy-
and you also say sentence--not sentences--so i take it--you mean sentence--not monolgue or continuing babble--
anyway--seeing i am here i will try--in a sentence

the cat is larger than a bullfrog said my wife to the jellybean counter who was drinking coffee with a shoe who had never seen the light of day,nor been in love for a minute;yet i was not there and nor have i ever been here because i can not exist, for if i did i would have written this thing about my wife but i didn't and i am not married and i have never seen a jellybean make love to a cat or a frog-but i can speak in tongues if that is of any help to anyone who may be extremley or absolutly not interested in what i am saying or for that matter not listening to what i have written and which they are reading to my wife who i have never seen --nor know her name--i really should put my head back on the televison set so that the plane won't fly too far away and land in hot water like we did when we were young but not yet born ,nor for that matter were even thought of as beings because at that point then nothing existed now or will nor was ever written that i know of to have been read about this thing-we call love,and you?

2006-07-22 15:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by vayacondios 3 · 0 0

Whoever comes up with the most stupid random sentence gets 10 points...?

2006-07-20 16:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by Chapparo 2 · 0 0

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G’JOOB

2006-07-20 16:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by Mr nice guy 2U 5 · 0 0

Bassed on military intelligence we can misconstrue the data to determine the most efficient means of misdirection and achieve maximum profit, and further the cause of chaos.

2006-07-20 16:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by willberb 4 · 0 0

Bumble bees aced their camera test by shooting for the stars while checking their spelling with a number 3 pencil.

2006-07-20 16:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by qwerty 4 · 0 0

The old man ran with the beets far far away 2 his castle.

2006-07-20 16:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Bubbles 2 · 0 0

a gurl went to a chicken and asked for cake he asked a dog who said i want beer who aksed a goat give me some drugs from the sky and the sky said why would i give u beer,cake, and drugs but he then gave them some and asked if they would go out wit him and burned them half to death was his daughter SUN who liked the goat but decided to eat him all up which thought she was hot in both ways but decided not to tap her butt and they all lived happily ever after!

2006-07-20 16:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by msnewbabe411 1 · 0 0

My spoon is too big.

Ok, fine I didn't make that one up.

I cant eat a whole walrus in two shakes of a dragon's tail! Are you nuts?

2006-07-20 16:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by alibababbb 2 · 0 0

Lets dicover the grass again

2006-07-20 16:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by beach_chic_2696 2 · 0 0

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