i wanna look fake like them gay male muscle pornstars
2006-07-20 08:40:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
My guess is you need to work out some first.
2006-07-20 08:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by nightevisions 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you start by eatting nothing but chicken, tuna, greens, vegitables with no dairy, fat, sugar or oil. And you eat at least one whole chicken a day, with two other meals conforming to the above.
Then you work out 2.5 hours a day, everyday. Concentraiting your cardo in the morning, then at your nightly workout you pump iron until the you cannot anymore. Make sure you rotate what body part you work everyday, and not repeat the same body part for 48 hours to allow the lean muscle mass to grow.
Then you spread fake tan all over you, get a stupid trendy haircut w/highlights and make sure you keep all of the above up to maintain your beautiful body.
That way you are a fake guy, because while your body may be beautiful your brain and soul have gone unnurished and unnoticed so you will have no compassion or depth. Nothing could be faker.
2006-07-20 15:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by magerious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First a portion of those gay porn stars are stright. Second they aren't fake. Yeah some have plastic surgery, but doesn't make them fake.
If you want to look like them go to the gym, and get off the computer. Go out and tan, get off the computer. Start eating health and get off the computer. After about a years worth of really hard work if you still don't like how you look then you stayed on the computer too much.
I'm 40 years old and look great. I eat well, exercise, tan some, and live a healthy lifestyle. Oh and I limit my time on the computer to make time for real life.
Stop bitching about others. If you don't like yourself get up and change what you don't like.
2006-07-20 15:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well not to be rude but you sorta look like a girl in your MySpace pictures, so maybe that's why you're not having much luck with the ladies!
2006-07-20 15:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by ohLALA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your daily routine should consist of going through 50 bottles of fake tan, use lots of teeth whitening products and within a few weeks your transformation will be complete
2006-07-20 15:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by jivesucka 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
work out everyday be a muscle head then sleep with a guy then your a gay male muscle pornstart wantabe.
2006-07-20 15:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jeff L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be a intern for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
2006-07-20 15:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its called a life, get one.
2006-07-20 15:43:24 · answer #8 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the Hell! Are you gay!
2006-07-20 15:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by ratex4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look over confident.
2006-07-20 15:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋