The last question i asked was why everyone was so stupid and it made every throw a fit and cry like a baby.
2006-07-20 08:18:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WATCH OUT, THE YAHOO ANSWERS PATROL IS OUT IN FORCE AND YOU WILL GET VIOLATED, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN ON THIS SITE, IT IS FOR UPTIGHT PEOPLE ONLY...
2006-07-20 08:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I don't know. There are a lot of very emotional people on here. They see a question they don't like and instead of responding to the question, they choose to vent their personal eccentricities. If they don't like the question they should NOT respond to it. There are hundreds of other questions they can answer. I don't know why people are so uptight, but I am sure it has something to do with the fact that the "uptight" ones have nothing better to do. They should get a life and realize this is suppose to be for fun.
2006-07-20 08:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not uptight and i'll prove it.....A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of
the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
when to her great fortune .....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter,
sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
Problem:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:
Get off the children's Merry Go Round. You're drunk.
The Wallyworld Greeter
A very dishevelled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the word, woman, walks into Wallyworld with her two kids in tow.
As she grabs a cart, the Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?
"No," the woman snarls, "the oldest one, he's nine, and, the younger one, she's seven. Why, do you think they really look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!!"
2006-07-20 08:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by str8tupgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you so uptight about people throwing a fit??????
2006-07-20 08:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by smalltownangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the stupid question, however, the hate question was ignorant, so maybe people are just considering your entire body of work.
2006-07-20 08:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by AnswerMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damnit! Quit asking such asinine questions then!!! Your giving me heartburn!!! What the hell is wrong with you???? Wait....I think I'm having stroke, DAMNITT!!! I gotta get to the emergency room stat! And believe you me, I'm sending you the bill, Mr. "I'm so much more mellow than everyone else".
2006-07-20 08:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buddy- by the look of ur aviator and ur questions- i think ur the 1 that's uptight!
2006-07-20 08:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by sunniskies4me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lack of sex. some want it bad and cant get it. The ones that get sex all the time worry about how to wear their hair or some dumb crap like that.
2006-07-20 08:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, now you know not to ask those kind of questions!
2006-07-20 08:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by Aorta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) No sense of humor anymore
2) No sense of irony anymore
2) No sense of tolerance anymore
4) No sense anymore
2006-07-20 08:21:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋