What is the biggest and best lie you've ever told?
2006-07-20 08:05:14 · 15 answers · asked by M & M 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Thanks everybody!! Some of these are really funny and some of you are really naughty!! ;) I'll pick best tomorrow...
2006-07-20 08:17:45 · update #1
I am answering this honestly. (Think about it for a while.)
2006-07-20 08:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Once I was angrily putting away pots and pans, ie, tossing them into the cabinets with gusto, and I accidentally hit the glass front of my oven. It shattered. My husband and I were arguing, which is why I was angry, and he was in the garage, so I just sat down and told him I fell into it so we wouldn't fight about how I broke the oven glass while I was mad. Even though it was an accident.
He still believes this.
I am a bad person.
2006-07-20 08:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Bethany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a Junior in High School, I told my mom that I was going to a midnight movie and went to a college Frat party instead.
2006-07-20 08:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE WORLDS 3 BIGGEST LIES
1 ...I'm only gonna put the "head" in.
2 ...I promise I won't C UM in your mouth
3 ....The cheque is in the mail
2006-07-20 08:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my parents that I passed all my classes in college when in fact I failed them all and I just happened to never get the mail from the university with my grades.
2006-07-20 08:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i convinced my friend that he had to come pick me up cuz i had just spent a week in an insane asylum because i was fighting with my parents and the doctors tried to molest me but i freaked out and went crazy and they kept sedating me and they told my parents i was crazy and wouldnt let me go home with my parents until i was medicated.
one time i drove all around atlanta trying to rescue my friend from drug dealers and then i got in a fight with this guy who was holding him captive because he owed the dealer money and i was supposed to pay it. . but it turned out all to be a prank. .
2006-07-20 08:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by bf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said to her: You don't even know how much I love you, believe me. It was just a suit lie in due time. I was looking for a good time, no more.
:-)
2006-07-20 08:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I went to the rave, but I didn't use any recreational drugs. I was just there for the music, man!
2006-07-20 08:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by lazydazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my parents asked if i got my math test back i said "no", cuz i failed it. for some reason i didnt feel bad about lying
2006-07-20 08:20:07 · answer #9 · answered by Alucard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to go out with you because i really love you, not just because you are extremely hot.
2006-07-20 08:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Poser, Scene, Emo Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I was pregnant when I wasn't.
2006-07-20 08:09:47 · answer #11 · answered by Brandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋