I WAS IN THE MEN'S ROOM TAKING A GREAT LEAK AND THE DISTRICT HR MANAGER WALKS IN. HE GOES TO ONE OF THE STALLS, CLOSES THE DOOR AND SITS DOWN. HIS CELL PHONE RINGS AND HE TAKES THE CALL!! WELL SHORTLY INTO THE CALL, HIS A$$ JUST EXPLODES IN A SICKENING ERUPTION OF FECES AND GAS!!!! I TOOK EVERYTHING IN MY BEING NOT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD!! I GOT OUTSIDE THE RESTROOM AND LOST IT!!! WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE????
2006-07-20 07:12:18 · 16 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well being the HR rep I think I would let it ride however, if that f u c k e r ever has to fire you hahaha light his *** up with that story OR tell someone about it and start a rumor, damn i would love to see the toilet after that atomic poo! WOW what poo wish I could poo and have people talking about it for days on yahoo answers! that would be some HEAVY S H I T!!! hahaha
2006-07-20 08:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
I would have made it a point to let him know I was there by laughing like a crazy person.
2006-07-20 14:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by kashious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I threw-up all over the bathroom floor, I would have had to leave work early that day.
2006-07-20 14:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by CTargrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
barfted and put A caution sign on the door
2006-07-20 14:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by cool chick 47210 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asked him for a raise later.
2006-07-20 14:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK? GET A LIFE. WORRY ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE MR. RETARDO'S QUESTION OR HIS PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2008.
2006-07-20 14:21:06 · answer #6 · answered by The Sea Captain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I of course would want to leave the toilet as fast as possible.
They should stink lots.
2006-07-20 14:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yell, CHEESE AND RICE, IT"S THE SECOND COMING! HOLY S&&&! and then ran like a little school kid late for the bus.
2006-07-20 21:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would poop on him from the top of the cubicle, actually i would let out a HUGE fart first then poop everywhere and run away and laugh!
How are you resolving your questions so fast?
2006-07-20 15:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by Alie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same thing u did but I probably would have not held my laugh in.
2006-07-20 14:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by quita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋