I feel like a princess today & you are my jesters... Say something witty & funny... Make me laugh, cry, or pee in my pants, and you will be rewarded 10 points! If not... it's off with your heads!
Go ahead... Make my day! ;oD
*nothing crude, sexual, racist, & preferably no profanities!
Thanx!
2006-07-20 06:22:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
*yawns*
Off with his head!
2006-07-20 06:26:54 · update #1
to RDN... *blushes* I'm flattered-really!
2006-07-20 06:28:13 · update #2
? Next! :o[
2006-07-20 06:31:43 · update #3
Oh come on! Is this the best you people have!?
2006-07-20 06:33:22 · update #4
Mr. Nice guy... not funny, but you did make me smile!
2006-07-20 06:35:31 · update #5
okay here's a good one "why was the ant confused?"
because all his uncles were ants
hahahahahahaha
2006-07-20 11:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
What's funny besides something crude, sexual, racist, or without profanity?
They call them kid jokes for a reason.
2006-07-20 13:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was telling my dad about this one girl who had bruised ribs. I was explaining that she had collided with someone on a jet ski. Then he asked me the stupid question: "Well was she in the water?" I responded "No Macfly they were traveling down interstate when they decided to play chicken"
2006-07-20 13:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by bman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy George, when asked about Prince. "He looks like a dwarf someone dipped in a bucket of pubic hair."
2006-07-20 13:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Vosot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jean Claude Van Damme (say that like damn) I'm fine say it out but mean it
2006-07-20 13:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a princess? Well I am a King, just look at my screen name, which means YOU are to BOW TO ME!!! Make ME merriment!!!
2006-07-20 13:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
spell i cup or spell pig backwards and say pretty colors
2006-07-20 13:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
BOO! Did I scare you? No? Um, ok. Wabalabalaba BREEEEEEKKK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :P :P
;>) :>) :) ;) :( ;( :>} :>{ :{ :} ;{ ;} ;>} ;>{ hahahahehehehhoohoohoo!
2006-07-20 13:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love you
2006-07-20 13:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just need 2points you can keep the 10
thanks
2006-07-20 13:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Big R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋