Computer is better than woman, as it does not back reply,
it accepts all the commands. Computer gives a feel-good
factor. If you want peace of mind, go to the computer, not to
a woman.
2006-07-20 05:10:59 · 37 answers · asked by sunder360 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I don't know if it is just like or better than a woman, but from experience I can tell you it is much better than a man.
It doesn't smell. It doesn't leave it's laundry around. It doesn't lie about having a job or bringing in money. It doesn't take money away from me. It isn't mean to my kids.
It is reliable. It turns on whenever I want. It answers any question without attitude. As far as satisfaction goes - it wins hands (pardon the pun) down.
It doesn't kill bugs. It doesn't work on the car. If it could do those two things men would no longer need to exist.
2006-07-20 05:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by AlphaFemale 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the most ridiculous thing I've read today. Women are people, just like Men. You can't compare women and PCs.
Can a PC comfort you?
Can a PC kiss you?
Can a PC support you in your time of trouble?
Can a PC work two full time jobs while raising children?
A PC is a machine, plain and simple. It's a tool. If you honestly think a PC is better than a woman, you're off your rocker.
2006-07-20 05:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Monkeypup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have definitely NOT met the right women in your life, have you??? Boy are you missing out.......Go ahead --- give that computer a big juicy kiss and a hug. You'll get so much affection back. You might want to command it to cook dinner too while you're at it.
2006-07-20 05:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not physically or emotionally. A computer will never understand emotions and if you ask some one on a chat how to handle a situation chances are they will give you bad advise because they dont care about your problems.A women will listen if she cares about you, try to understand your feeling then comfort you. what computer can replace a women?Then physically make you feel better about being a man.
2006-07-20 05:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is and to demostrate, One of the premier persons in the creation of a world wide computer language known as COBOL (CO)mmon (B)usiness (O)rientated (L)anguage was Rear Admiral Grace Ellen Hooper. Also known as Amazing Grace, her dedication to computer science helped create the world wide PC market.
2006-07-20 05:16:24 · answer #5 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are better women ON the computer! it's the reason 99% of men get a computer...internet broads...young ones. The other 1% is gay and got it for looking at internet gay men.
2006-07-20 05:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
your idea is offensive to women. do you know a computer is a machine and a woman is a human? Just spend months with only your goooood computer, then you would get crazy, lost humanity.
2006-07-20 05:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by matsuo's momo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A computer is like a woman because you don't appreciate either until it goes down on you.
2006-07-20 05:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by King of the Couch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are over 45 you could probably use a Computer better. Does it wash your Cloths and Cook?
2006-07-20 05:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by kritikos43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you? Some kinda dude who doesn't get it up anymore?
I think the pc is just like a hen-pecked man, but better than a man.
It responds to a dominant woman like me!
2006-07-20 05:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋