But the worst that you can say about Him is that basically He's an underachiever." A quote from Woody Allen. Can you write your own quote, regarding God?
2006-07-20 04:05:16 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
"Not only is there no God, but try try getting a plumber on the weekends." Trust me, I ABSOLUTELY believe in God, but I think these comments are funny.
2006-07-20 04:07:16 · update #1
It's 5am and I can't sleep, or think, but I can tell you a couple of my fave quotes about God.
“God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight.”
“Though our feelings come and go, God’s love for us does not.”
"God always answers our prayer. Either He changes the circumstances, or He supplies sufficient power to overcome them."
"God helps those who help themselves."
and
"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."
Just for you, here's another one by Woody Allen....
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue
caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
2006-07-21 23:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by HEartstrinGs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look..its simple! first..d concept of evil is relative...wat may be evil today may turn out to be good 2mrw..! saying god's not evil wont serve d purpose coz if he isnt doin some of d bad things den dat means dere is some oder power gr88r dan him...n naturally v shud den go n pray to him...! n dis is not d case...so necessarily god is both good n evil..were both dese terms r relative to each oder and time!!
2006-07-20 11:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by samz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If god is responsible for torturing and killing as much as the old testament says, I'm better than He is.
2006-07-20 11:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by thepathfinder804 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋