OK people instead of hearing so many "I dont love him, He cheated" blah blah blah how about this:
What is a really funny story that you have about you and your husband ( or wife )?
2006-07-20 03:27:57 · 9 answers · asked by Nikki B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'll add one of my own.....
I had gotten all dressed up and was going to go out shopping, to get hubby's paycheck and take him lunch at work. I had on these big ole hoop earings. I got to his work and went to the post office and when I got back in the car I realized i was missing an earring. So I called Hubby and asked him to look around his office and outside ( it's a small bulding) and he did and couldn't find it. He told me to look ni the car--I did and couldnt find it....I thought...It's lost for good.
Later that night we were f ooling around and he took my shirt off...and low and behold the hoop earring was just hangin off one of "the girls" haha we laughed so hard! I have NO CLUE how i didn't feel it there all day!!!!
2006-07-20 03:51:21 · update #1
Once my wife left a store before me to wait in the car on me. When I left the store I found her sitting in a car in the next row from our car that was the same model and looked similar but wasn't ours. Just as I beeped the horn to get her attention and she saw me , she had a priceless look of embarrassment as the owners of the other vehicle showed up and she had to explain herself, lol , I still occasionally tease her about it , it was so funny the look on her face when she seen me in our car , ha,ha
2006-07-20 03:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 27⤊ 4⤋
It wasn't funny at the time, but I was flying into the airport from a quickie vacation with my 6 month old, bags and luggage galore, and my husband went to the wrong airline.. We sat for about 2 hours before he finally found us. Baby crying, humid as heck. Miserable. Never let him forget it either! HA!
2006-07-20 10:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by ray of sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband used to work late all the time, and when he came home he would be hungry...Well, all that "eating late at night" he started gaining lots of weight...
I used to get him dinner ready at night, and keep it warm for him to come and eat 'cause he wanted that.
I was sick and tired of him eating at night...so one night I decided not to cook. I hid an empty pot with a little note inside that said in Bold letters "Nothing"
From the entrance to the house I left notes and arrows leading to the pot that started with : "Hello honey,.... are you hungry......in order to see what I made you tonight you need to follow the arrows to where the food is....."
I lead the arrows to the kitchen then a note that said "keep looking", to the bathroom and said "sorry we don't keep food here", and last but not least I had left the empty pot in the fridge,,,, when he got to it there was a note on top of the pot that said "guess what I made you tonight" so when he opened it it read "NOTHING"
He thought it was crazy funny... and that was the last of him eating at night....
2006-07-20 10:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by Sunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband lit my parents bathroom on fire.
We were dating and he went to use the bathroom. I don't know how else to phrase this so......it was smelly.
My mom had some decorative candles in the bathroom so my hubby lit one and threw the match in the trash can.
It caught fire so he dumped it on the linoleum to put it out.
He left a burnt mark in the linoleum.
I was MORTIFIED beyond belief. I thought my dad would kill him so I had my mom talk to my dad.
They still have a burn mark on their linoleum >.<
2006-07-20 10:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by Corn_Flake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're right
my ex boyfriend got arrested 3 times in a month
2006-07-20 10:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once went to an hotel to meet with my sister for lunch. when i got there she met me at the door and told me ,''you don't want to go in there '. i said, ''yes i do.'' she said no, you don't want to go in there '. i said 'i do and i;m gonna '. she said my husband was in there entertaining a few women . i said 'i don't care if he's entertaining the queen , im going in there and while he's entertaining them ,he's leaving me alone ok'!!
2006-07-20 10:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by clrdanlob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my kids daddy and i were doing the nasty in his moms bathroom. and we broke the tolet. you know the tank with the water. water went every where. it was funny as hell.
2006-07-20 10:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by chevy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband's twin sister hit him in the head with a hammer when he was a kid.
2006-07-20 10:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond Freak :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a funny one, i married her, how about that? lol
2006-07-20 10:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by REAPER_ENTERPRISES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋