What is the funniest real life thing that you've ever seen?

Question

It can be at the expense of another but just don't name any names and keep it fairly clean. No sex stories please. I'm not interested.

For me:

When I was kid, I was the car with my parents driving through town. This lady (who was probably not all there) was wearing a dress was standing on the sidewalk. All of a sudden, her underwear fell down around her ankles. Instead of just stepping out of them and walking away...she hiked up her dress and pulled her underwear back up...showing the world way more than needed to be seen.

Answer 1

I worked at a restaurant for a long time. I saw a chair break when a MASSIVE customer sat down in it.

Answer 2

Actually, I saw this from a slightly different perspective:
At work one day, I had to pull this big lever-like piece of wood out of the trash can. I pulled, I pushed. I put my full weight against it. Nothing. Finally, I climbed up, braced my feet against the dumpster wall, and did a horizontal bench press. The thing broke loose, and I went tumbling.

As a child, I took like three karate lessons. I knew how to fall, if nothing else. I tumbled three times before landing on my knees. No harm done. But the guys around me started laughing like crazy. They thought it was the funniest thing they had ever seen. Probably was. I was laughing right along with them. Talk about LUCKY!

Answer 3

I used to lead karaoke at a bowling alley on a league night. Once, when I was talking into the microphone trying to recruit singers, I saw one of the bowlers sneeze, and his toupee fell off into his pitcher of beer. That, and the look on his face after he saw what happened, is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Answer 4

one time while driveing down the street with my husband a truck suddenly cut us off and the passanger of the truck had his bare butt hanging out the window mooning anyone in sight the driver of the truck suddenly swurved to hit (not miss) a squirl in the road almost knocking his bare butt passanger out the window.good news is no squirls were hurt in this story LOL. the funniest story i ever herd was told by a friend of mine who growiing up has always been a tom boy one day her mom had bought her a new dress with new shoes that she wore while going down to the local store to get a ice cream cone .the store owner owned a chimp and the store owner was complimenting her on how nice she look when she left with her ice cream she suddenly felt a thunk on the back of her head and it took her to the grown the monkey had her face down with his foot in her back one hand pushing her face in the ground and the other hand eating her ice cream cone when he let her up he stoled her shoes.when she came home her mom was so furious that her dress was filthy and her shoes were gone she told her the story of the monkey and did not belive so her mother went down to the store and there was the monkey holding the shoes lol.

Answer 5

well this funny even if it was at a sad occassion. at my grandfathers funeral this elderly lady all nicely dressed came and sat at the organ and began to play amazing grace. She started to sing in terribly offkey and trembling manner. All the family started looking at each other and then they started to silently laugh. No one knew who she was and then the funeral director came hurrying in and led her away. She was suppose to be in another room,Then everyone laughed. Also for some reason Bless them there was a elderly lady crying away and finally one of my uncles went up to comfort her and said so you knew(grandpa's name) she said oh no and looked again closely and left. In a time of saddness this really added some humor.( actually comic relief.) if i hadnt seen it it would have been straight out of a bad comedy show.

Answer 6

A guy carrying his galfren's dog. A guy following the galfren's butt. An elepant's cock( *******). A dog masturbating. A guy peeing on his fren's face thinkin that its a toilet when he was drunk. A man whom was shitting when the sewage just burst out from the toilet bowl, right into his ***...burning the *** with a oil...driving a car without wheels....looking at my sisters face:P....lol.....looking at a gal walking on the street without knowing that shes not wearing her pants....

Onli some of it...hehehe
will update u if theres anymore

Answer 7

people performing compared to their surroundings. it is diffused and difficult to describe, and easily seems to ensue once in a lengthy time period to the degree i'm getting at. Like why did he turn his head....that second? With an off eco-friendly history?

Answer 8

my friends and i were on a field trip and we passed by a police station. there was this black guy who i do not think was all there who was handcuffed being brought into the police station who was bobbing his head up and down repeating "i'm jesus god bless you, i'm jesus god blessed you" as he saw us kids he looked over and bobbed his head at almost every kid saying he was jesus god bless you " and you" and you" and you" cause i'm jesus god bless you. imagine a guy bobbing up and down saying this. it was halarious. then there was this other time when in my home town this guy was walking across the street to a salvation army and as he was walking he was jiggling his leg and feeces were comming out from his pants leg. kind of gross and all but when u are a kid you would think that is halarious.

Answer 9

A priest fainted in church halfway through his speech.

Probably not very good for him, but something about old men randomly falling down makes me giggle.

Answer 10

i still love that video where the guy is with the lama, all of a sudden the lama charges the man pushing him over the bank into a creek..guy disappears all you see is a big splash of water fly up