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always sit next to me on the train? even if there are loads of other seats available!!!!!!

2006-07-20 02:08:00 · 12 answers · asked by ???????????? 3 in Family & Relationships Friends

12 answers

You're not reading 'Plumpers' are you?

2006-07-20 02:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey 3 · 7 4

LOL
many possible reasons.
ones i can think of are:
1. you are quite dashing, and she (or he) always sits next to you in the hopes that you will strike up a conversation with her(or him).
2. you are carrying lunch or a snack with you that smells lovely like wrapped chicken tikka baguette or beef fajitas or chicken caesar salad, and she(or he) always sits next to you in the hopes that you will share it with her(or him)
3. you are always sitting on the most spacious, softest, most comfortable seats on the train and she knows it too and therefore she has no choice but to take the vacant seat next to you.
4. you happen to be reading a book/magazine entitled, top ten low fat yet oh so delicious, must try, summer cake recepies.

your pick.
you know you could always politely excuse yourself say you have to go to the bathroom, grab your bag and then just dont return and find yourself another seat.
unless the reason is number3, where if it was me id stay put - spray a bit of perfume from my bag onto my sleeve, rest my chin onto my hand so i can constantly smell that and look out the window.
i do feel for you though, lol, hard luck.
better luck next time hey?

2006-07-20 03:31:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should really think about your questions before you ask them. If this is a problem then move your fat a## to another seat.

2006-07-20 02:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Beth 4 · 0 0

You, my dear, are a fat-magnet...and that person can smell your sweetness from a mile away! They know that you won't complain and you'll be a handy snack if they get hungry on the trip.

2006-07-20 02:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 0 0

Cause you're just lucky I guess, but don't feel bad I have a 26 year old tubbo who sits across from me in my office and she smells REALLY BAD too and it's so sad cause she's so young!!!

2006-07-20 02:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

i dont know. that used to happen to me in the fourth grade. we would you know talk about who your line boyfriend was. the kid was always first in the guys line. i was hungry (but not fat, thank goodness) and the other girls wouldn't leave the room because the line boyfriends. i only went because my teacher got mad at kids for not leaving

2006-07-20 02:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by its ME !!! 5 · 0 0

Sods law mate - i get the fat smeelt one on the plane all the time!!!

2006-07-20 02:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

may be because of some attraction

2006-07-20 02:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by harshita 2 · 0 0

chemical attractions

2006-07-20 02:11:56 · answer #9 · answered by sigmastar _62 4 · 0 0

coz you smell of pies !?

2006-07-20 02:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by ghost nation 3 · 0 0

Birds of a feather?????

2006-07-20 02:11:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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