just thought it was awful, the only good thing was johnny depps eyes and eye shadow, crap story made out of nothing. really boring and i didnt realise captain jack sparrow was soooo camp, 'specially when he runs!!!!!!!
2006-07-20 02:00:02 · 22 answers · asked by lindyloo.superstar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Thank you, thank you, thank you!! I thought I was the only person in the world who didn't like it! If I hadn't been with someone else, who bought the tickets, I would have walked out a quarter of the way through!
2006-07-20 02:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by Christine H 7 · 11⤊ 5⤋
Jack Sparrow was soooo camp in the first film - didn't you notice?! My friends personally were convinced he must be having a fling with Will Turner! XD
And what is more - Johnny Depp deliberately plays the character as a bisexual, he even commented on it somewhere.
As real-life pirates slept 3 to a bunk, and reputedly had "favourites" to sleep with, there's no surprise about male-male relationships going on among them, and the amount of jokes based on this in the film.
There's the line where Cutler-Beckett remarks of Jack "We have each left our marks on the other."
And another where Will yells - "What about Jack? I can't leave without him! "
And the most memorable - where the three guys are fighting on the beach and Elizabeth shouts "Oh that's it! Let's all pull our swords out and start banging away at each other!")
LOL...sorry, just my sense of humour... :P
I've discussed this with 4 people now, and we all agree that in our opinion the second film is actually BETTER than the first. Bill Nighy was fantastic as Davy Jones, and Tia Dalma (Voodoo Lady) adds a real sense of mystery. Does she have anything to do with Davy Jones? (As they have the same musical lockets) How did she bring Barbossa back...etc. And there's still all this mystery around Jack. And Elizabeth! Who does Elizabeth really want? What will happen in Singapore in the next film?
And besides, it was funny. I laughed so much at the scene where Jack was tied to the pole, and the fruit bit... really, that whole scene made my movie-going year! (And I see a LOT of films in the cinema.)
2006-07-20 02:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by badgerbadger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Captain Jack was Always CAMP
Its not so much as a crap film as half-a-film making sure you have to see the 3rd one to really work out what happened in the second one.
Its a marketing ploy, personally I'd rather have 3 separate stand alone films that follow on from clear story ends like star wars (OK in fact that was 2 lots of 3 films making 6 in all) that this silly ending
2006-07-20 02:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by moikel@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness, Thank YOU! I almost fell into a convulsing seizure just following all the cracken action. It was toooo much for me, Disney, take it down a notch!! Cap. was drunk and HIGH all the time to sooth his stress, but I still like him. Question: what kinda scar is that on his jaw? Is it an AIDS lesion or what? Anyhow, I agree with you. I felt quesy and I wasn't even on the dern boat. Beautiful dirty people though...nice to look at that Orlando, Johnny, Kiera, Naomie...yummy pretty.
2006-07-20 02:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was watchable, because of Johnny depp. But this one is really about taking advantage of the fans. They have stretched the plot to make a third installment, which basically means you have to pay twice to see one crappy story!!
2006-07-20 02:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was crap, but for different reasons. felt like a waste of my time! sit there for 2 1/2 hours and not a d@mn things gets solved, i hate that crap. if you arent going to solve anything, make the movie short! at least with LOTR, something was solved by the end of each movie
2006-07-20 02:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by aaronne07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, were you actually awake when watching it?? was Fecking amazing, Johnny Depp IS god! Cant wait for the third next year!!
2006-07-20 02:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by emma b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As keen on myth in video clips i might desire to assert you will possibly desire to confirm Lord of the rings and Spiderman. they are great triologies. As for Die stressful, you will possibly desire to be the two action video clips fan or Bruce Wills fan to love them. however the ideal shame is celeb Wars...How won't be ready to you??? Oh i won't be ready to belive that...shame on you Florance... My shame seems to be Forrest Gump. i've got not watched that... i comprehend...i comprehend...
2016-11-02 09:54:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed the movie very much.
I guess you are a select few who doesn't like the movie.
2006-07-20 02:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was awesome. I thought the story was well thought out.
2006-07-20 02:04:29 · answer #10 · answered by tre_wingo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you ARE Crap. Crappy crapola. Go wipe your crap someplace else. Pirates is not CRAP. People who say Pirates is CRAP is actually CRAPPY.
2006-07-20 02:16:03 · answer #11 · answered by mrpopcorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋