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Do you think Girls will believe this? Will it really get 20% larger?

2006-07-20 01:51:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Royalty

19 answers

ROFL.

First of all, i doubt any girl will believe this...

If one does, maybe she is not really the best catch... if you know what I mean. (There will be an inverse relationship between the supposed size of your junk and the assumed size of her brain)

And, no, sticking a piece of foil from a candy bar will not make your penis grow larger.

That is, of course, unless its an enchanted piece of foil from a candy bar with the powers of Apache Chief. Then it could get much, much larger. You may want to go out and buy some new pants if this is the case.

2006-07-20 01:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by namelessnomad4 3 · 0 0

Well, you better be careful -- because Burger King & Dairy Queen hooked up late one night, & 9 months later, out popped the Baby Ruth, followed by all the other Sugarbabies! Be careful what you wish for :)

2006-07-20 11:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0 0

That won't make it any larger. If you want a larger penis then try a penis enhancer. Now about the girls it depends what they think. Most likely they won't fall for it.

2006-07-20 11:02:53 · answer #3 · answered by maxie 5 · 0 0

once when at work I put a sticker from the loading dock that said "caution, contains long merchandise" on my zipper. it was hidden by my work apron...untill the end of the day when i took of my work apron and put in my locker in the break room...in front of a eldery lady coworker...oooops

2006-07-20 10:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i admire Chocolate! supply me any chocolate bar and that i'm commonly happy. now and lower back i'm getting addicted to a undeniable bar, like Snickers. yet i visit substitute it up with a three Musketeer Bar!

2016-11-02 09:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It might. I stuck a wideload sticker on my Aunt Bessie's ***. Now whenever she backs up there's a beeping sound, like at Home Depot.

2006-07-21 08:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by m_diddy04 2 · 0 0

Yeah,,,, it will LOL. I put that on all my bras now I am a 32 D hehe. More than a handful is a waste whatever LOL

2006-07-20 16:20:14 · answer #7 · answered by prinsisss 4 · 0 0

Don't forget to cut out the car sales ad "Fully Loaded" ;-)

2006-07-22 18:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by shclapitz 3 · 0 0

You'll at least get them to laugh at you w/out taking your pants off.

2006-07-22 22:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by paoakalani 4 · 0 0

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA WRITE A BOOK... YOU COULD MAKE LOTS OF MONEY... AND MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LAUGH EVEN THOUGH YOU DO THAT ALREADY COME ON... YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS!


well good luck with that anyway....

2006-07-21 15:06:32 · answer #10 · answered by madasahornet82 2 · 0 0

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