2006-07-20 01:37:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
He's in Pakistan. The Pakistanis are keeping him there as leverage to get missiles and weapons from the Westerners so they can occupy Kashmir like the dogs they are and cheat in their holy war against India. But India will prevail even against this demon. Osama bin Laden will also pay for his crimes.
2006-07-20 01:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Hero 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think he's been deader than Courtneys Love's sex appeal for about three years now and buried deeper than Jimmy Hoffa's willy.
It just wouldn't be in the Bush Regime's best interests to whip out the corpse. Not when they can keep that Halliburton and Lockheed-Martin stock up like Bill Clinton locked just outside the Playboy Mansion with a fistful of Viagra.
But then, he could be hiding out at Burger King with Elvis.
Come to think of it, old Osama's been missing since about the same time I last saw Kathie Lee Gifford. Could there be a connection there? That alleged singing could knock a buzzard off a sh*twagon. You can hardly blame anyone for not looking there.
But then, he could still be waiting in line at the California BMV. Have you ever tried to get a title transferred from a camel with no I.D.?
2006-07-20 01:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to tell you all but Osama is:
George W.
Sorry, I'm so sorry that I gave up that secret.
2006-07-20 01:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by lala<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in his little rabbit hole in a mountain in the land of far far away with a camera and some tape as well as a mail man on a camel to send the tapes to America.
2006-07-20 01:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had a Makeover and Now is Living in a little Town is USA....
That's why He has Not been Found.
2006-07-20 01:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by shinningstarofthecarribean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's bin laden in osama
2006-07-20 01:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by jimi p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think he is hiding anymore as no one seems to be looking for him
2006-07-20 01:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by dumplingmuffin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say right where you would least expect him. and remember he needs regular dialysis. he's probably driving a cab in D.C.
2006-07-20 03:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was seen in the welsh mountains with 40 sheep he claimed they were all 'hislambs'!!!
2006-07-20 01:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by briskem1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you do find him let me know where he is, He has a nice chunk of $change$ on his head..
Besides the man has and oil rich father.. do you think that he will give his son-up or help him? DUH?
2006-07-20 01:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by southrngui 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋