2006-07-19 21:41:54 · 16 answers · asked by DarealJC 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
why would Jesus want to eat a microwave?
2006-07-19 21:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by leadbelly 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The real question is can a microwave microwave a burrito so hot that Jesus cannot eat it?
Also is this a kosher burrito?
I don't know. I don't remember the Bible saying that Jesus cooks. Anything is possible when people don't know what they are doing in the kitchen, but the odds are the burrito would explode in a microwave long before he had a chance to eat it. It is a bean thing.
2006-07-20 07:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's from the Simpsons. :))))))))) LOL
HOMER
Oh right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. (pulls out a piece of paper) "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"
NED
Well sir, of course, he could, but then again... wow, as melon-scratchers go that's a honey-doodle.
2006-07-20 05:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Firefly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one pointless question, besides, Jesus doesn`t need to microwave it because he can throw it in satan`s lair and burn it so hot that nothing`s left.
2006-07-20 04:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kent Ishii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where have I heard this before? Seriously, I can't remember?
Oh, and no. Microwaves didn't exist in he early BC/AC eras.
2006-07-20 04:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're talking about Jesus Hernandez, who lives down the street, yes. I've seem him do it.
2006-07-20 04:49:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I think you'd better ask Jesus on that not on yahoo answers. :) that was a funny question though, it gave me a laugh.. LOL
2006-07-20 05:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by *rocker chic* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't God the omnipotent one, not Jesus?
2006-07-20 04:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by Grobny Cloyd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could for the experience. But I doubt He is stupid enough to do so.
2006-07-20 04:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he could he will even add hot sauce to it.
2006-07-20 04:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by Haynaku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋