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Farts never embarrass me, they always make me happy to get rid of. I advise you never to keep them in and when you bring them out do so with a smile. If you happen to have to fart in public just say that the place you're in is so asking of you to leave your mark. If you look in the animal kingdom you'll see how much respect the softer, harder and less tangible deposits gather. So happy farting to you.

2006-07-19 20:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by groovusy 5 · 0 0

I farted during sex, and that was embarrassing. However, I am also a teacher, and we teachers live in fear of accidentally farting in front of our students. You could never live that down. I would be dead, and some former 80 year old students would be sitting in a nursing home saying..."Oh, remember the time, Mrs. Smith farted in class?"

2006-07-19 20:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by crazymomma 4 · 2 0

When I heard my mother fart. I am 34, and until 2 months ago, I have NEVER heard her fart. I was embarrassed for her.

2006-07-19 20:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I never had an embarassing farting moment I enjoy to fart in public. Or around other people.

2006-07-19 20:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by 0 3 · 0 0

I actual have such distinctive; very few, dropping my accurate water snowboarding (amply endowed) and being teased my entire senior 365 days about it. spectacularly touchdown contained in the dirt even as being thrown from a horse in the time of filming ultimately getting up the nerve to "communicate grimy" to BF and the different bill responded the phone...after a jiffy he stated "good day Maria, you pick the boss!" were given to a cabin late, were given undressed and crawled into mattress w/ BF, i did not understand the room project had replaced. (there became a message on my answering gadget, yet i became on the way and did not get it till I were given living house 4 days later) unbeknownst to me, snuggled as a lot as a chum of his that I hadn't even met. As i became being um, frisky he awoke and stated "in spite of the indisputable fact that i'm taking area in this immensely, i pick to allow you to understand that i don't understand you!" I grabbed the blanket and left the room. They laughed over that for years and that i under no circumstances, ever were given in mattress, (or undressed) on a visit w/o turning on the lighting fixtures fixtures and verifying the occupant before crawling in mattress. They always threatened to modify room assignments back yet they under no circumstances actual did it.

2016-12-01 23:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Well we were drunk and she was on top, and we were drunk and it was more than a fart and that is my over all most embarrassing moment fart or not

2006-07-19 20:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by John B 1 · 0 1

LMAO...well let me see when i was with my bf for a couple of months and i never farted in front of him untill he tickled me and i was holding one in at the time and pfffffrrrgggg .....yeah i blew *** i turned so red and laughed so hard after that...now i do it once in a while but i have been with him for 3 years so its ok now...lmaooooo

2006-07-19 20:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by BaGyBiRl 1 · 0 0

Just Now

2006-07-19 20:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

During an intense make out session with my boyfriend...LoL! We just burst out laughing! I still haven't lived it down!

2006-07-19 20:43:57 · answer #9 · answered by adorkable_pink18 2 · 1 0

Did a SBD in a elevator.

2006-07-19 21:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

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