2006-07-19 20:00:27 · 10 answers · asked by Bill G 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I'm giving up wankin' this morning
I never thought that i could
I'm feeling better already
and this time i'm off it for good
When the first time i wanked i thought i was so clever
and all of me mates , they were mugs
thought i was the first
bloke here on earth
who'd ever played with his slug
It was me own little secret
and i never told anyone
and the feelin' i got
the first time i shot
was like chooks flying out o' me bum
I'm giving up wankin' tomorrow
i never thought that i could
then i won't get these bad headaches
and then i'll be off it for good
I've wanked in some unlikly places
the shower , the beach and the pool
a dunny , a tram and the pictures
and biology classes ay school
And once me grandmother caught me
wankin' meself in me room
but to her surprise
i just shut me eyes
and imagined her standin' there nude
I'm giving up wankin' come tuesday
i never thought that i could
and then i won't skwint like i do now
and then i'll be off it for good
Me dad says it's gonna take willpower
there really is no easy trick
i honestly thought i'd need surgery
to help get me hand of me prick
Me dads been a great inspiration
he really has been a great help
he knows what i go through
and just what to do
'cause he give it up yesterday himself
so i'm giving up wankin' next friday
i never thought that i could
and i'll throw away these thick glasses
and then i'll be off it for good
so if you say you don't w ank you're a liar
and a fool if you say that you do
so the next time you see Prince Charles on TV
remember he wanks himself too
So i'm giving up wankin' come christmas
i never thought that i could
and i'll sell me dog and me white cane
and then i'll be off it for good
and i'll throw away me dark glasses
and then i'll be off it for good.
2006-07-19 20:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Every 2 or 3 days
2006-07-20 10:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know it's funny because i used to do it everyday, at the very least to help me go to sleep, but ever since the doctor put me on a new med i can't do it at all! i've only succeeded (in the finished product) once in over a month! and it took everything i had in me, and i was sore...but the give up wanking guy deserves credit!
2006-07-20 04:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
24x60x 60 times a day
2006-07-20 03:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average once in 2 days . but there are some days ,with more than one time . :-|
2006-07-20 03:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Kiamehr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i feel like it.
for a man to have optimal health,
the prostrate gland must be emptied
on a regular basis.
self love isn't a dirty thing.
2006-07-20 03:04:27 · answer #6 · answered by john john 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
masturbate! hmmph i am proud of myself im not like you maggots beating your meat any more its been a long 4 mins since i did it an.... excuse me i have an urge to go to the restroom :)
2006-07-20 03:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by DUSTY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only while on the internet.
2006-07-20 03:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a day
2006-07-20 03:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by vinky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never!! i have a life dude!! not doing stupid thing.
2006-07-20 03:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋